Will and testment of Barg the Brown

It has been awhile since the last time I writ snythin here. So very focused on shaking this stiffness in my body I got from being in the land of the dead. It was helping, I thought but still The Great Eye was watching over me and knew I needed a bit mor...

I’ve learned what wisdom really is. It’s learning from your mistakes. I’m not much for big plans…I still think choppin is best most times. But I get mad at myself after I do dumb shit. Here’s a time of that….giant shiny river clams. I got...

Encountered more dragons than most orcs would meet in 4 lifetimes lately. That and every other strange creature crossed our paths. Even met a friend. Some thick elf guy with animal bits for weapons helped us against the fish people. I think the world ...

Lately I have made better friends with arby, or is it abbey? We have been discussing the fassets of religion and our place in them. Also been doing investigayshuns about conspearacys in schwiftren. Learned a lot and enjoyed having a drinking buddy who ...

Everyday it seems we are all bein tested. Winter solstus came but nuthin crazy. We were kinda ready for crazy. But no. Then I got this feelin like a need. It got worser and worser. Lucky I have good friends cuz I felt like doin somethin not wise lik...

Finally killed enuff trees for a rest. But I closed my eyes and instantly I found myself in a huuge castle. It took a few moments to look around and realize i was in the Stronghold of Gruumsh. Damn I’m dead. I sed. Aktuallee sir you are quite alive,...

Arbys holee kwest stuff is gettin crayzeer. Evry singl day. Turns out we gotta get som kinda buk on an iland. Dees munks take us der and snips finds out dey know a dragun is der. We got toniks to help. Dinnit help cuz I was scurred shitless and ran i...

I seen a lot lot lot of ellves lately. A sexy brown orc lady. And a fox god dat bit the shit outta me. Today doe I fought trees. Gettin venge has made me strong. Not sure bout da fewtcher cuz it keeps gettin biggr and strayngr out dere. Mebbe it cuz...

Damn! Real big statchew but it no move. Udder tings don’t work either like the big thiggamajig in the steam room. Things here take power, i like power too. Big bowldrs crush de metal tings. Kinda hopin it was a big boy I could chop makin da mess. ...

Figgured we be headin for reward, but stahchew sez we needs to take a little trip to a place filled with metal men, leas that what it sez on da mapp. Im not so ok wit dis but its not far and stahchew treats me gud. It’s a weird place with fleshys who ...

Wuz gonna rite bout our travels. But sumtin more impoortent happnd. Went to sleep and had dreem about chopper and then a memoree. Those bugbare basterds shoulda died faster a voice from chopper tells me, you need to foecuss more. Join with me and pra...

Killed hoomanix Killed orc bones Town calld poordikin….almos as funnie as stahchew sayin shit Town calld tik tok Stahchew finds job paper. Somethin bout silver….I like money Met fancee wee fella…barbie Stahchew is shiny so I guess the wee ...