Appearance

Physical Description

Dark Fruits Belly, Other than that a massive fucking Chad

Body Features

Big Fitty

Facial Features

Thick Bushy eyebrows

Identifying Characteristics

Strongbow

Physical quirks

Alcoholic

Apparel & Accessories

Dark Fruits Attached to Bandolier

Special abilities

Dark fruits consumption in bonus action rather than a pussys action

Mentality

Education

?

Employment

Bar Hand

Accomplishments & Achievements

carried 80 kegs at once one time

Failures & Embarrassments

gay son

Mental Trauma

1 hour without dark fruits

Morality & Philosophy

Violence is the only solution in most situations (Other than Dark Fruits)

person.sexuality

Straight

person.gender_identity

Male

Taboos

Vegans

Personality

Motivation

Dark Fruits

Quotes & Catchphrases

"I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife"
"Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
And by now, you should've somehow realised what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
And backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I don't know how
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall
Today was gonna be the day, but they'll never throw it back to you
And by now, you should've somehow realised what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads that lead you there were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you, but I don't know how
I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall
I said maybe (I said maybe)
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall
I said maybe (I said maybe)
You're gonna be the one that saves me (saves me)
You're gonna be the one that saves me (saves me)
You're gonna be the one that saves me (saves me)"
"She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of childhood memories
Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away to that special place
And if I stare too long, I'd probably break down and cry
Whoa, oh, oh
Sweet child o' mine
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Sweet love of mine
She's got eyes of the bluest skies
As if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by
Whoa, oh, oh
Sweet child o' mine
Whoa whoa, oh, oh, oh
Sweet love of mine
Whoa, yeah
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Sweet child o' mine
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh
Sweet love of mine
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Sweet child o' mine
Ooh, yeah
Ooh, sweet love of mine
Where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Ooh, oh, where do we go?
Where do we go now?
Oh, where do we go now?
Where do we go? (Sweet child)
Where do we go now?
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Where do we go now?
Ah, ah
Where do we go?
Oh, where do we go now?
Oh, where do we go?
Oh, where do we go now?
Where do we go?
Oh, where do we go now?
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Sweet child
Sweet child of mine"

Likes & Dislikes

Like Dark fruits
Does not like the gays

Hygiene

licks floors

Social

Birthplace

Bar

Current Residence

Bar

Contacts & Relations

family dead, except for gay son
many bar mates

Wealth & Financial state

infinite

Family Ties

prefer not to say

Religious Views

vodka every now and then

Speech

slurred