The major events and journals in Ryan's history, from the beginning to today.
Status: Sneaking around in the bushes trying to hijack the Hoover Dam Facility :sunglasses:
2036i woke up
took a 1320 hour long nap, feeling pretty rested
2036just woke up, where am I #what
2036bro giga chad just left me, he said we shouldn't see each other anymore. :( #It'sOkayToBeAnAverageRedditFan
2036man it's so hard being right-wing I tried talking to my fellow right-wingers and they tried to assassinate me :(
2036Tank :)
just got a tank
2036Just finished my cool mini-tank prototype, that way, I don't need to pay my taxes! #TakeThatIRS #Don'tTreadOnMe
2036Man, once all of this fighting is over, I kinda want to make a robot, that'd be pretty cool. Anywho, got to get back to killing this lame Nu-7 unit. #AFK #Gaming
2036Just stormed the Las Vegas capitol, time to set up a GAMER ethnostate. A parahuman gamer ethnostate? something like that idk #StormTHATCapitolLiberals #Gaming #Where'sThatRedditKarma
2036fun fact someone from indiana is called a hoosier #FunFactsFromMrGamer!
2036Just broke out of jail! #TakeThatLawmakers #IPaidMyTaxes
2036Familiar Faces and Strange Places.
After weeks of confinement in an earthly purgatory, your plot to break free feels successful thus far; All organized by an old friend.
2036Damnit, just got caught with anomalous contraband, not cool. #GotClassE'd #NotCool #Where'sMyGetOutOfJailFreeCard
2036I'm excited for the new Ross Perot cyborg remaking the Reform Party, can't wait for him to solve the $97 Trillion national debt! #RossPerotCyborgForTexasSenate2048
2036Congrats on @MarcoRubio for winning the Puerto Rican presidential election! #MPRGA
2036Can't believe Jeb Bush beat Ted Cruz in the 2036 Republican Primaries. #SMH #NotMyGOP
01:48 pm - 11.01.2021The list of amazing people following the adventures of Ryan.
Social
Birthplace
Mississippi
Current Residence
I think Mississippi
Contacts & Relations
Is a member of the NRA, a frequent Reddit user (AKA. Redditor), some cool co-workers, a part of the Special COD Party Force (SCPF), and dad I guess.
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Gamer
Wealth & Financial state
As broke as the economy.
Family Ties
Dad was pretty cool up until Mommy filed divorce papers, visits parents every once and awhile.
Religious Views
Doesn't really care.
Social Aptitude
Frequently browses Reddit, professional Redditor, +5D Karma.
Hobbies & Pets
Loves gaming, firearms, and metal. \||/