- Age
- 36
- Gender
- Woman
- Eyes
- dark blue
- Hair
- It is long when she lets it down. But she never does.
- Skin Tone/Pigmentation
- Light brown skinned human
- Height
- 6'
- Weight
- 180 lbs.
Appearance
Physical Description
She is actually fit as proverbial string instruments, but she dresses so frumpily that no one has ever noticed.
Body Features
Long legs, swaying hips, big eyes, a firm bosom and shapely arms.
Facial Features
She is quite symmetrical, is our Sarah.
Identifying Characteristics
Her hair, when down, is actually more of a titian color than brown. It's hard to see under the hat she habitually wears over her tightly wound bun.
Physical quirks
Were she to "dress down", she would be absolutely stunning. Quirkily so.
Apparel & Accessories
She always wears a bonnet or straw hat over her tight bun, usually adorned with flowers.
Specialized Equipment
Her hats actually double as a writing surface, and she carries paper and a stubby little pencil in her hat at all times.
Special abilities
She rap like a mother...
I mean, she can write poetry on the fly.
Mentality
Personal history
Sarah is a very talented writer with a lonely, lonely heart. She is far too anxious to have had anything resembling a satisfying love life, so she has channelled all of that angst and desire into her work. Her editor, a lovely woman out of Stilton Head, has tried to set her up multiple times to no avail.
Education
She doesn't have much of an education, but she has read everything in print and lots of stuff that isn't.
Employment
She is self employed.
Accomplishments & Achievements
She is the most successful romance journalist ever.
Failures & Embarrassments
She is unmarried, undateable, and under fed.
Mental Trauma
Her mother was so overbearing and protective that Sarah turned out terrified of everything. Her mom is nice enough, she also suffers from an anxiety disorder.
Intellectual Characteristics
Her mind is prone to whimsy and flights of fancy, and her hands are prone to writing them down.
Morality & Philosophy
"Oh my god please don't perceive me..."
person.sexuality
She would fucking LOVE to...but she hasn't gotten to enough dates with a man to get that far yet.
person.gender_identity
Miss Pottingdam is all woman, she's just got an untreated anxiety disorder.
Taboos
Being a dick.
Social