Session XLIII: Shadowlake

Session XLIII: Shadowlake

Session XLII: Clan Khazdulbar

Session XLII: Clan Khazdulbar

Session XLI: Citadel of Ramadun

Session XLI: Citadel of Ramadun

Session XXXVII: Dark Secret of Xyndrakul

Session XXXVII: Dark Secret of Xyndrakul

Session XXXVIII: Preparation

Session XXXVIII: Preparation

Session XXXVII: Tarrasque

Session XXXVII: Tarrasque

Session XXXVI: Day before

Session XXXVI: Day before

Session XXXV: The First Gathering

Session XXXV: The First Gathering

Session XXXIV: Abandoned Dwarven City of Khardun

Session XXXIV: Abandoned Dwarven City of Khardun

Session XXXIII: Lowerdark

Session XXXIII: Lowerdark

Session XXX: Family Time

Session XXX: Family Time

GG boys, t'was an 'onor

Session XXIV

Session XXIV

Session XXIII: Return of Drakarion & Morvok's Tower

Session XXIII: Return of Drakarion & Morvok's Tower

Session XXII: The Para-Elemental Plane of Ice

Session XXII: The Para-Elemental Plane of Ice

Session XXI: Citadel of Ten-Thousand Pearls

Session XXI: Citadel of Ten-Thousand Pearls

Session XX: City of Glass III: Selkie Week

Session XX: City of Glass III: Selkie Week

Session XIX: City of Glass II

Session XIX: City of Glass II

Session XVIII: The City of Glass

Session XVIII: The City of Glass

Session XVII: The Elemental Plane of Water

Session XVII: The Elemental Plane of Water

Asked Bingus Imagus to paint me again

Nue (Ould) naem. Who dis?

Session XVI: Lost Void Fragments

Session XVI: Lost Void Fragments

Session XV: The Last Guardians

Session XV: The Last Guardians

Session IX: Lolth's Game

Session IX: Lolth's Game

Session XIII: Bergatt

Session XIII: Bergatt

Session XII: Exploring Underdark

Session XII: Exploring Underdark

Session X: Entrance to Underdark

Session X: Entrance to Underdark

Session: IX: Ophidopolis

Session: IX: Ophidopolis

Session: VIII: Lava Oasis

Session: VIII: Lava Oasis

The session

The session

Successfuly completed trial of fire

I was expectin' anytin' frae the 'trial o' fire,' but no a posh Efreti dance party and a maze runnin'. Ah hae tae say... It wasn't that hard. Whit surprised me the maist was the entrance. Ah was expectin' a huge fire gate or somethin'. Instead, we got drugged wit a random dwarf priest and hallucinated the whole trial. Bloody sorcery, aw o' it.

Session IV: Trial of Fire

Session IV: Trial of Fire

I aye hated halflings. They're wee, weak, lazy. Aw they dae is eat and smoke a devil's leaf. But in Fatharik, we met a black halfling. Whit an ugly creature. This is how he looked, so I asked Bingus Imagus Kreatorus tae paint him, so I dinnae forget his ugly face.

So yer tellin' me there are clever wee bugs that learn frae each other and munch on magic? Guid thing ah hae ma hammer and ma blessin' wi' me.

I will jump down and chase the Bullet into his hole.

Why would Dorn worship a goddess that wants tae kill him? A pure daft decision. He should consider switchin' tae Muradin. But, when ah ponder on it, he might make a guid paladin o' Torm, the god o' bravery, for savin' ma life in a scrap against fart sniffers.

I asked a bard named 'Bingus Imagus Kreatorus' tae paint me, and he did a braw job. But I'm no' a fan o' this beard. I need tae shave ASAP.

Let me tell ye, thae 'BREATHERS' are a bunch o' drug addicts. I dinnae trust them. We call em Fug Barhun in dwarven ( fart sniffer ).

Darian's startin' tae be ma pal. He's gettin' better at scammin' idiots. Lady Kai seems guid, but sometimes she's like an ocean far, far awa'. Dorn's a surprise - he's strong for a drow elf. Maybe we can turn him intae a duergar ae day. Amelia... uh... I dinna ken aboot her. She drinks a lot, that's fer sure.

Gear upgrade

I upgraided ma shield tae wi'stand fire damage.

Och aye, ah took masel' a wee break fae social media, and when ah came back, ah noticed ma wall plastered wi' daft posts. Whit's this witchcraft?

Session V: Extermination

Session V: Extermination

Session IV: War of Undercity

Session IV: War of Undercity

Session III: Fatharik

Session III: Fatharik

Session II: Guardians of Serpent's Blood

Session II: Guardians of Serpent's Blood

Session II: Guardians of Serpent's Blood

Ach, folks, let me tell ye somethin'. If ye come across eerie, fuckin' plants that glow wi' a purple light, dinnae think twice, just run, fuckin' leg it!

First arena won

Champion of the arena! Ah swung ma hammer richt intae a lion, smashin' it intae wee bits. Moradin blessed me this day!

Whit's the deal wi' folk keepin' on askin' me fer gold? Are they really that fucking broke aye?

Sae Ah wis haein' a guid time in Keset, mindin' ma ain business, when aw o' a sudden a bloody fireball blasted the roof o' ma tavern. No' only that, Ah found oot Ah slept in the same tavern as a drow elf, bollocks!