The major events and journals in Jiff's history, from the beginning to today.
Prologue
05:52 am - 23.02.2020Why Haven't your people called? #FreeKidRobot
05:51 am - 23.02.2020@Kid Robot Have your people call my people #SuperheroSquad #Sentinels
05:47 am - 23.02.2020NEW JOB TITLE! #PRManager #Hypeman #Sentinels
05:45 am - 23.02.2020KR Took flight before my Very eyes! BREATHTAKING! #GottaBlast #CoolCatchphrase
05:19 am - 23.02.2020Hey @Vortex WHY THE LONG FACE? #HorseMask
05:15 am - 23.02.2020Gonna Go Watch the heroes clean up, maybe I'll have my assistant get the broom. #PhotoOp
05:04 am - 23.02.2020Apparently the Coffee machine broke, but the good news is my assistant showed up with my order! #ThanksALatte
04:59 am - 23.02.2020Fight is finally over, maybe the Barista will get my order right this time. #Priorities
04:56 am - 23.02.2020Ho Lee Fuk just turned this Anime into a Hentai! #FurryYuri
04:33 am - 23.02.2020Rocky Boi got snatched up by Sirsula! This could end poorly. #BetweenARockAndACarPlace
04:32 am - 23.02.2020PHEW Smells like someone left the curling iron on! #BurntFurSuit
04:26 am - 23.02.2020Madame Metallica just got blasted by Kid Robot in what I can only call the raunchiest Battle Bots match I have ever seen! #Irony
04:19 am - 23.02.2020Rocky Boi Punched Tide Pod in the tide pods. He's not getting up anytime soon! #FreeVasectomy
04:11 am - 23.02.2020Huh, Laserfingers... Better than TazerFace. #Reference
04:08 am - 23.02.2020Ancient Chinese Wizard (Now calling Ho Lee Fuk) flew into a hole. #YellowBellied
04:06 am - 23.02.2020Looks like Xeno won the Tide Pod Challenge! #PopThePod
03:56 am - 23.02.2020Madame Metallica created a suit of armor using scraps from around her, Including my license plate! KR Blasted her pretty well, though! #GoKidRobot
03:54 am - 23.02.2020Huh, Tide Pod just deflected Rocky Bois punch. #Awkward
03:46 am - 23.02.2020LOL Dude just "Trapped" Xeno #intangibility
03:39 am - 23.02.2020Smells like Fried Calamari in here. #DinnerPlans
03:28 am - 23.02.2020This Kid robot guy's got some spunk. I wonder if he's really a kid? Or a Robot, for that matter. #Questions
03:26 am - 23.02.2020Xeno laser beamed Ursulas Brother from the little mermaid. #ProudXenoFan
03:21 am - 23.02.2020Thanks for the Follow Kid Robot! Glad I could entertain you while I cower in fear in the restroom of a coffeehouse.
03:13 am - 23.02.2020Looking out the restroom window. Xeno is here! A strange little metal man, That weird rock guy, and what appears to be an ancient Chinese wizard too. #JustAnotherDayInEmeraldCity
03:10 am - 23.02.2020I wish Xeno were here to save me! #EmeraldCitysGreatestHero
03:04 am - 23.02.2020Hiding in the restroom from the lightning storm on my car. #CoffeeIsCold
02:58 am - 23.02.2020The Barista stopped making my coffee because the power went out. @Joemamascoffee I expect reparations! #pissed
02:56 am - 23.02.2020Explosion outside #notmyproblem
02:54 am - 23.02.2020The Barista got my order wrong, how dare she not know I wanted two extra shots? And then she had the audacity to charge me for her own failures. Today is shaping up to be the worst day I've had in a while.
02:53 am - 23.02.2020If you want something done right, do it yourself. Everyone is fired, I'm getting my own coffee - At Joe Mama's Coffee House
02:49 am - 23.02.2020If my assistant doesn't get back with my coffee in five minutes, EVERYONE is fired
02:43 am - 23.02.2020Wrapping up this shoot for "Evenings of your lives."
02:41 am - 23.02.2020"I'm a failed clone of Freddie Mercury"
02:38 am - 23.02.2020"I just had sex, and it felt so good."
02:37 am - 23.02.2020Prologue
02:36 am - 23.02.2020The list of amazing people following the adventures of Jiff.
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