A day at the fair

Man was this day crazy! Oh well, I guess I'm getting ahead of myself. Back to the beginning!
 
So I heard from some people a town over that a fair was going to happen, and that it had games and food and games, so obviously I wanted to go. So I went to the inn of this city, the name is Red lodge which is pretty fucking cool, trying to look for someone that could tell me where the fair was and maybe find some company to go with. And lo and behold I found some people that were going there too. I met Saphi a really pretty tiefling with lots of bling adorned, I guess she likes shiny things. And then there was Lilli a really tiny, really cute gnome who is REALLY good at shooting it was crazy. And a human named Robin who was really reserved and was always drinking a health potion, which you know is really not healthy because you get kinda drunk and you can get depressed and things, like health potions, are really good but only if you are injured or something.
Well so then we went to the fair and we played some games. First, we went to the staring contest where I played against some guy, who turned out to be Steve the son of the leader of this city, and I saw that Saphi was trying to steal his necklace but didn't manage to so I tried to distract him but, honestly, for someone that really likes to steal she isn't that good at it because he noticed right away. And then he turned out to be a real jackass so I'm glad we did it! So then Robin played with him so that he would leave and I had to give him 2 gold pieces, but it's okay! I made a bunch of money anyway.
So after that, we went to the other game where we had to get apples with our mouths and Steve was there again! But I won so fuck him! But then he called me a cat lady, which rude, and Saphi was about to beat him up but then he left, and right after that, we felt some tremors. Well, then we moved on and went to the shooting game because I thought Lilli would like it and she crushed it. Like full on killing it. Robin tried to but it didn't go so well for him.
Well since there were no more games we went around and found a purple tent of a fortune teller and that seemed really cool. Saphi went in and I tried to sneak and hear them talk but the fortune teller knew my name and knew I was there! which at the time seemed really creepy, I mean I guess it still is.
Anyway, Saphi went in and after she came back she told us that the old woman told her to look out for the tremors, but when I went in she was gone, just poofed out of there. And then after we exited the tent that vanished too and no one seemed to know where it went. That was really rude in my opinion, and then she left a note in my pocket telling me to go back to the inn which she could have just told me to do.
But anyway I went and asked the elf lady at the staring contest booth, which in retrospect was a mistake since she is blind, and she didn't know anything about the tent and neither did the gentleman at the apple game. We felt another tremor, this time stronger and the guy told us that this was normal for them, which okay seemed fair.
So we went back to the Rabbit Hole (the inn) because you know I was hungry and the spooky lady said so, so why not. We ate and I guess Saphi got really grossed out by the fact that honey is bee vomit because she didn't eat her whole thing. OOOOOH I also got to perform for the people there and they gave me some money, that was pretty cool.
We felt another tremor and when we went outside the volcano HAD ERUPTED. I mean I didn't even know that there was one. We tried to run and saved some people on the way and killed some creatures. after we managed to get to safety Nyara (the innkeeper's wife), offered us a place to stay and Steve thanked us for saving him and his family with the gold necklace. So we went and slept at Nyara's and in the middle of my sleep, I heard an explosion, and a CASTLE had grown out of the lava. WTF. People were stuck there, so we went to save them and everything was going fine, we killed some shit and when we tried to go in the castle I blacked out and woke up surrounded by stone and water.
Well, it turns out that all of this was a test from the deity Simikiel, who pretended to be the old lady. I'm kinda pissed, to be honest. I feel like there were better ways to text us but, oh well, what can one do. I have a feeling this isn't the last time I'll be hearing of Simikiel.