Dear Diary...

Today I started my first adventure! It's been quite a big one so far, however no one told me there would be so much walking! Was fantastic to see Mr Cask again, he is so impressive. To think after all these years, he still looks the same as he did when I was just a wee pip. He sent us out to find out about the missing humanies of Snarl, but it is top secret so I'm not to tell anyone... I don't know why but everyone keeps giving me and the Orc weird looks about it. Well i understand why the Orc. OH YES! I FORGOT!
I, Piplic Pippop Potluck, am traveling with an ORC!!! Well he's half an orc and very stinky but still AN ORC! Oh man! So scary and mean! It's killed almost as many fingers that I have! Let's hope I get out of here will all of my fingers attached. I think that it likes me though, I'll have you know that I've saved it's life I have. It was incredible! Oh man, I'm already working on the tune for when I tell this to the folks at the pub back home but there was an old witch and an evil antler man, then we found a secret underground cult with a death pit of blood and spikes, but the evil cult people wouldn't die and we battled them and I bravely saved the Orc that was so close to death.
I'm now sitting in the gong writing this as I've got it with me to take home to show Mr Norbert. I reckon it might be big enough to fit his dinner. I tried to get Mr evil antler man's antler hat however, big ears set them on fire :(
 
Emen:
Scary but seems to think that every human he meets is a tree in need of falling.
Stinky and very very tall. I hope to see his face one day as all I've seen so far is the stench of his feet.
He is lucky to have my witts about and I am lucky not to be an evil cult man
 
Adrie:
So cute and beautiful! She seems very nice and we get along very well! I can't wait to bring her home and show her to mummy!
She was so cool! Everything she does is so smart and powerful, yet elegant! WOW! I don't know how she was the one who figured out where the cult was hiding and destroyed the evil cult zombies.
 
Arlin (big ears):
Quite a bum.