I absolutely hate school

When your born in a wealthy family they try to get you the best education. Now, I'm a student at the southern boarding school for Noble Families. Fancy, am I right? To strict, table manners are absoloutly ridiculous. What's even more absurd is that the boys here are polite and use excellent language. Half of them have already decided to attend a university on the western island. Now, why do I hate this place you ask? Everything about it is infuriating, at least I manage to steal pastries from the kitchen at midnight, when everyone is required to sleep. The only situation I have received detention for was tangling taffy in Lucy Hardock's hair, she asked for it, that pig faced girl. The one thing I must do to get outta here is do something that'll expel me. Something horrible enough to shock the headmaster.