Dude Where's My Teeth!?

by Tsoki Chatterfang

There I was, tying the last piece of string to the kite that has become my magnum opus. This thing was beautiful, let me tell ya. It was HUGE! And Colorful! And the best part was that it could fly even without wind! Oh man what a wonderful creation. The whole crew was there as well, cheering me on and staring in awe!

They decided that we should all celebrate and Midnight brought wine! So I went to take a drink and it was... hot. And then everything around me began to fall away until all was cast in darkness. I shut my eyes. and when I opened them, all I see is Midnight standing there feeding me soup.

So as I am waking up I go to ask him " hey what's the big idea waking me up? I was having the best dream?!" but what came out of my mouth was a slurred mess and probably didn't make much sense. And then I feel it, or rather, the lack of it. My teeth?!!? Where have my teeth gone?

So I sit up and Midnight fills me in. Apparently lots of people were drugged and then their teeth were taken! We found out later that Cree the one responsible and was arrested for the theft of teeth. Weirdly enough it sounded Cree was trying to help. I don't know what they were trying to do but surely they could have asked first right? If it was a good plan I'm sure we would've been willing to help.

Anyways I want to find out where to get some of that sleep juice. I haven't slept that well in a long time.
And maybe Midnight has some of that soup left... I can definitely go for seconds.

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