Notebook vol. 1

[The following can be found written in a small notebook that Doug keeps nearby. He ignores the college-ruled lines on the page and jots notes wherever and however he likes. Some are upside down. Some have oversized, blocky letters. He takes time to cross things out and correct spelling and grammar errors where they matter to him. He usually does this for excerpts from scripts he might write. There are also doodles. There's that weird S thing that everybody draws. Bunches of pentagrams. A cartoonish old man looking character with glowing eyes.]
 
Espada=Sword
 
Ghost weak to mirrors?
 
[An itemized list of the film equipment he scored.]
 
Vodka
Mixers
Instant Ramen
Jagermeister
m&m's
Frozen Burritos
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EXT. Cannibal House-- Day
 
Our heroes congregate outside of the cannibal house. They have the weapons that they've found in their hands. There's an establishing shot of them standing outside, sizing up the house for the challenge that it presents.
 
MELISSA (racks shotgun):
Let's get these inbred cannibal fucks!
 
JAKE:
For Franklin!
 
Jake raises his machete above his head and charges the front door of the cannibal house. The others follow.
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If I die, just know that [Redacted, name of big-time Hollywood producer] is some kind of fucked up monster. More than Weinsten, but he does that messed up sex stuff, too. I think he probably also kills and eats people. Destroy him by any means necessary.