Oh look a journal

I'm not the super best at writing journals, but I feel like I really REALLY should start keeping one.
Too much has happened not to document, and honestly, if I die, someone needs to know the crazy shit that goes down.
I'm not making this up.
Probably.
Not this time.
 
Anyway, so, get this shit - I got sick and because I didn't have any PTO, I just kept working. JUST KIDDING! We don't get paid.
I think? Do we get paid?
We just take things most of the time. At least I got these sweet ass sunglasses.
 
I mean, uh, let me back up.
 
'K - a hole was blown in the ship. Not my fault, but B+, my second best Bee friend, next to Beezebubble - who is sleeping beside me - he snores so fucking loud.
I lost my train of thought.
Oh B+ and I ditched the cargo hold when it was getting flooded. Not like I can do much, I just can make things pretty and sound good and make people not pay attention to things. I can't melt steel or pick up heavy shit.
 
But that happened and we went to med bay but I got bored so I went to work and there was some crazy shit happening in the 'easy
and uh
we ended up beating each other up look I don't have strong arms why did I even try to do an arm wrestling thing i don't even know
but THE CAP'N GOT RECRUITED
TO
WRESTLE
 
But I didn't get to see it
very displeased
 
had to go with others to get fuckin
magic shit that didn't belong
I got this really cool belt
and I had to get rid of this really cool belt
 
because
 
Okay backing up again
 
okay
 
We went to this wrestling competition. Captain had to do her thing while the rest of us did -secret awesome recon- to get contraband. We were SO fucking stealthy and not a soul found out. But we were able to get this magical belt... that we had to give up MY belt for. But it was worth it - for our cause -ya ken?
 
I made SACRIFICES.
 
But we also got information there may be a spy on board! And some magical crystals that look like they were used for scrying or summoning? ALSO, I got some bitchin ass sun glasses.
Nothing else happened - it was pretty cut and dry! We did well, and I'm proud of our group!
 
Oh, we also got a new crew member. Oh by the -Abyss- did we get a new crew member.
All four glorious, furry, hooved legs of her.
I gotta find out what kinda shit she likes.
 
 
OH, ON ANOTHER NOTE - Am playing with putting things on sticks and frying them. No one says no to me when I go into the mess hall at night when they are asleep.
 
Sausage covered in batter and fried on a stick - Callin it corm dorg
chocolate covered peanut butter covered in batter on a stick - callin it delicious
 
OOH! Beezebubble's wakin' up. Time to give him his daily gumdrops!