Love at First Bump

by Nut penetrator Chadd Nutt

As Chadd stomped away from his tribe he saw a deer in an open clearing. With his random giant coconut crab pulled close to his side, and trial coconut impaled on his horn he entered the open clearing before suddenly bumping into what he thought was a tree. Turns out it was a girl. Like him. She was purpled with a tail and horns. And unconscious. Oops.

Guess she's my lover now.