Sun 14th Jun 2020 06:08

When In Doubt: Throw a Party

by Madame Jeanne Antoinette de la Barre

Ma chère Madame ████████████,
 
there are many challenges a lady of proper breeding must face when partaking in a long voyage. Getting stuck on a small insignificant island being one prime example. I hope it will please you to learn that I had made a couple of new acquaintances! I was sceptical at first, especially at the sight of the dingy inn cozy little place I had the fortune of meeting them, but alas, looks can be rather deceiving and it soon proved that fate truly was on my side and guided my steps in the right direction.
 
I shall not bore you with the details of our newest endeavour, but rest assured that the inhabitants of this rather small and bland island will soon discover the pleasures one can find when listening to music of quality. I pity these poor people, having never the opportunity to lose themselves while hearing the heavenly sounds of strings. That will be rectified soon enough and the light of pure bliss will touch even the most forgotten and the... coziest of places on this tiny bit of ground lost in the vast blue ocean.
 
But first, we need to decorate our boat!
 
I will forever hold in my heart all the sacrifices you had made in order for me to be here and will be repaying your good graces as long as I will breathe.
 

Votre ami dévouée
Jeanette


P. S. Avoid the turtle soup.

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