The Price of Greed (episode 7)

Peoples are crazy Cheez. You can't eat gold. Don't keep you warm, don't make Weezil happy. But them do crazy stuff for the shinys. Today, some mean men from town snuck up on us and friends to protect their gold. We not want the stuff. They didn't even say hi, they just start drawing weapons and making mean faces.
 
Weezil not want to hurt them, so me make spikes on ground to stop them from moving. They so crazy bout gold, they keep coming at us. They not talk or anything, just attack us. They were tough, hurting our friends, especially our tree friend. Kitty got mad at them and kick, pow, boom. She move fast and fierce. Everybody work together and help each other. We win and Grim make one of them fall asleep. Z tied them up and they talk. Grim was scaring them, so Weezil tries to help scare them by being a scary little goblin. Then him cry and Weezil feel bad. Weezil and Grim very scary. Me almost make meself cry too. Weezil not a good goblin. We let man go and he runs home.
 
Now we go into dwarf ruins and walk and walk and walk. Then we find some spider webs. Me wants a pet spider, but Grim says we don't go. No. You still my favorite. No, me promise. Not replaces you Cheez. So we know it is scary in there and there's lots of the evil shinies. So we leave it all. Something very scary in there Cheez. You be scared too.
 
So we leave the ruins and Weezil gallop back to town to find thing to go boom boom. Find a man with splodey paper, but he not want to give to me. So I had to borrow one. And Run! Weezil run fast as horse, well I mean I was a horse. Me might be in troubles. I gonna give paper back. I give to metal elf and she make a big boom boom. Oh no... Where the paper I borrow? Weezil in trouble... Again.