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2/4/24
 
PRESTON'S ONE SHOT BUCKO IN BAMERICA - AFTER WE SLAYED GREAT MASTER BATAN!
 
We are interviewing for a job at Narnes and Bobles.
 
Salen - kalashtar druid - Cody
 
Ashira - half elf sorcadin - Jared
 
Noxis - dragonborn paladin - Scrub
 
Luvlia - elf rogue/swashbuckler - Jaden
 
Mimi - reborn warlock - Kat
 
Dazia - leonin fighter - Josh
 
interview time; things are hard.
 
interviewed by John Malcolm; has a wife and kids.
 
Salen is speaking nonsense and casts Feeble Mind on John the interviewer.
 
Salen and Mimi finally make it outside and a stranger claiming to know us approaches them. Salen is still trying to fuck shit up with his spells, including a lightning storm slowly burning the store down.
 
We finally realize we are in a dream while Batanists are trying to summon Master Batan. In trying to wake up, squid Salen attacks the spectating crowd. roll initiative
 
Dazia, a leonin, shouts at the crowd and scares them. the crowd is undulating oh no!
 
On the crowd's turn, all of the crown combines into one individual, and runs off.
 
We found a sheet of paper that we had to write down our group name: The Buckos.
 
Mimi one-shots the Batanist summoner. Everyone survived. Yay!
 
The end.