Eddie's Inner Monologue 001

Ya' know, ah had ma suspections as to the fuckedness o' this 'ere job. Ain't never been on a job that ain't gone southern. This 'ne ain't no different.
 
For that there record, ah ain't the smartest feller in the world, ah'll admit as much, but ah sure as shit is smart enough to know you don't wanna be goin' fuckin' 'roun' wi' a ragin' toofer, double such wi' this 'ere motherfuckin' teefer.
 
Ah ain't wastin' both ma time an' ma life force on dealin' wi' this fucker. Ah'm ditchin' the fuckers soon as the DM gets this 'ere shitshow rollin' again.