Boys are Bad

The fire hair boy, Bad or Vlad or Val, is trash, dead to me. We had a date. My friends interrupted and then it turns out he just wanted to have a "quick bone", but I'm a Vegetarian . So we stole his pants, left socks and shoes. Also a girl is missing from a brothel with some guy "Sal", but she left a book which is spicy! I should not drink the r3d celery drink, but a man helped me find almond starbreast! (Who did not answer my text). I'm not sure what's happening but we had a group hug and then a group piggy back ride, me and my two besties! Sug says I need to "work it out" but with some eyebrows involved, idk what that means. Maybe Dapper or Gryas cam help!
See you on the flippidy flop!