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Thu 26th Oct 2023 01:32

F**king Kanenas

by Zith Zinyra

Begin writing your story here...zith 10/24
 
Man Sslusi is kinda wonderful. So tough, so smart, so kinda hot. I mean, elf women haven’t found me exciting… maybe her? Maybe there are some love spells, not charms or anything where she’ll know what I’m doing, untraceable, obscured, occult. I did save her life, maybe that’s enough? I can’t let guys know, they’ll think I’ve cracked. Anyways, back to her soon enough.
 
This bow staff is incredible, it’s the most powerful magic item I’ve ever actually held. I’ve meditated and meditated on it and I feel like I’m just scratching the surface of her capabilities. There is so much to learn but she makes me feel…well, I’m mean stronger than I’ve ever felt before. I wish it was shorter, it makes me look tiny but what the hell, it’s a long bow that needs no arrow and can cast magic… much more to learn. I wonder if Kanny will show me how to properly wield it. I hate asking him for anything that will make him feel ever more superior than he already does but I think, in a pinch, I might be able to lay some hurt down in close quarters.
 
Speaking of Kanenas, wtf is his problem with water?? He almost let Ezra drown? I honestly didn’t think I could save his armored squat dwarf ass… but there you have it. I mean, it's the least I could do, that crazy cleric basically saved the 3 of em. Was it a flash, a vision, or was it just self-inspiration in the form of a vision? How will I ever know? Can I summon a vision yet? Is that a thing? Can I convince my mind that a vision is true? Lord, can I manifest reality in some tiny way? I must study and meditate on these questions, they could be the difference between ending up grifting travelers in Leilon and having my name be feared and revered in Waterdeep… having mom and dad hear of my exploits and beam with pride. Anyways, back to that chicken Kanny, now he has us in a potential dust up with a Bronze dragon and a tomb full of guards! I have to find a way to get us out of this with the visions we came for, the visions we need to save the Coast. How can I do this without ending up like Ezra? Did I apologize for stabbing him? I forget. Have to remember to at some point but for now… I knew I should have studied flight, damn it. Maybe the staff can help, but it’s more my master than I its’ at this point. F**king Kanenas…"I’m coming…"