ACOSTED by the BLACK HAND

by Lucid Thursday

We are accosted by the black hand as we leave Greg's World

after Peter just fucking hangs up on the Black Hand who is trying to hold us up, we consult Miku for the best course of action. She analyzes the available data on the opposing ship and our own ship's capabilities, and recommends Running The Fuck Away. Peter cheers because his suggested strategy was to evade and run the fuck away.

Astrid is finally doing what her ACTUAL job is, and looks great doing it.

and Hatsune Miku does indeed fuck shit up, playing musical selections such as The Chicken Dance, Spanish Flea, and the Paw Patrol theme. She also forcibly explains and reccomends homeopathic remedies to the crew, annoying one individual to the point of self spacing sudoku.

Finally we skedaddle away and misjump to safety (?)

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