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Fri 24th May 2024 11:09

We're burning for you level 37!

by Scarlet Sprite

Um Hm. Plan is working out well. Soon the Irea darkening crates will be crushed and pet lizard will be ours! Gloria is a better partner in crime than we could have expected. If pet lizard stays put we'll call it an early night? Even our little communicator box hi jinx works. We're starting to wonder if it was Honey Badger tanking these missions all along?
 
My human thinks that! A Sprite doesn't care as long as no innocents get hurt in the process.
 
Well ole shanks for brains has done it again. She let Siren get btfo we can't see him or hear him on comms. Now we're getting blasted from that Level 37 burnout babe and Gloria is on fire. Not like burnout babe on fire but ........ you know what we mean. It's gone South from Tennessee to China and we're not the primary benefactor of this as we planned.
 
What do we do now? Should it even be stated by now? Drive hard!
 
Drive em like we stole em!! - Scarlet and the Sprite.
 
 
Epilogue:
 
We limp back to section ten where Gloria has some friends. Gloria will survive. A little worse for the wear but at least she isn't extra crispy. We owe level 37 burnout babe a three piece and a knuckle sandwich chaser for this.
 
A Sprite agrees with this. Gloria must be avenged!
 
The Raymachine is torched burnt to a crisp. Doesn't level 37 have any respect for high dollar equipment? You know how much work it's going to be to repair?
 
A Sprite agrees with this. Level 37 needs a lesson in respect.
 
We turn over Gloria and the Raymachine to the local resistance guys. Make a brief report. Turn and head back on foot. Time for some faster than Sprite travel.
 
A Sprite still thinks humans move slow. But I help where I can.