4/27 Donkeys Swim?

When prepping for the job at the store to get outfitted Nero has Asked for low grade dynamite, ended up with (1) bag of 1000 ball bearings and (3) tinder box - started w/ one but Nero intimidated the shop owner to take more.
We have a 1 day march to get to the Forrest. Nero also bought 2lbs of prunes.
 
-Nero plays a prank on Berneith pretending to scare her with bird noises in the woods while she is on watch. This will be a long standing prank on Bat.
 
-Nero had the idea to see if the donkies could swim across the river. We tied them up and they swam like ryan loche, michael phelps, and the lady swimmer katie ledeyke. The we tied the carts and all the donkies and tolgar pulled them across the river. While on watch Nero boiled down 2lbs of prunes to create a liquid laxative.
 
-As we made our way at the next time to camp there were green eyes in the forest. B woke up Nero after Berneith set a trap and accidently caught a HUGE bear. Then the bear attacked Nero after it freeded itself from it's trap and went crazy causing Nero to be knocked out 0 HP. Then Nero's turn he had to roll for a Death Save and rolled a Natty 20 to reawaken and survive the blow. Nero was able to buzz around with his crow bar and wait until the bear was distracted so that someone else (Berneith) could distract the bear so that nero could pry open the trap off the bears arm. Then Nero had a festering wound however Tolgar healed the wound.