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Traveling to Shantel

Traveling to Shantel

I taught @karl-the-cookie how to dance! It was fun :3

Karl says I'm good with the hands *snickers*

@karl-the-cookie can dance! I mean, I can probably do it better, but not bad! Same goes to @45e794bf-6992-491e-8066-b00ea785bf8a .

@45e794bf-6992-491e-8066-b00ea785bf8a CHUCKLED AT MY SILLY SONG. That means we are friends now. Confirmed 100% real no fake.

I KILL ZOMBIES WITH MUSIC. DON'T TELL ME THAT'S NOT SUPER COOL.

PSA: don't throw walls at your friends unless you want to hurt them. They are feel like... well, like a wall.

This ogre's head looks quite big. I'm sure its skull could be of some use to me... hmmm... Easy, Miss Bonehead, don't get jealous. You're still my favourite.

I'LL PLAY A DRUM WITH YOUR LEGBONES!

Oooh we've got @sakamoto-span with us on the roof too! That's what a real zombie-killing party looks like!

Zombie apocalypse is here

Let's CRUSH them!!

Samantha the bartender is joining us on the roof! The should be a fun night indeed.

We've got a roof! We shall sing songs all night there, @karl-the-cookie !

Is it "plow" or "plough"? LET THE BATTLE BEGIN

This Lord Barao doesn't seem very prepared to deal with zombies. Like, not at all. I better hide Miss Bonehead in front of him or he'll pass out or something.

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Today was a fun day! I mean, the Zombie Apocalypse is almost here, so it could be worse. It could [i]already[/i] be here! So we went to the market for some shopping. We saw some dead animal corpses (for some reason dead bunnies are ok, but dead people are...

10:29 pm - 24.05.2019

Totally Not Zombie Apocalypse, Part 1

@the-real-god I have theological questions, so I hope that you can help me. I was wondering, let's say we have a paladin who follows a very legal god (so he's considered to be very legal and lawful and stuff). If the paladin then steals something, can we say they took it by legal means? Because if they are legal, anything they do is technically legal.

Miss Bonehead, my skull, now has a cute black ribbon! Also, @sakamoto-span took one flower from her head and placed it under the ribbon. The skull looks so pretty now!

That's our plan to prepare for zombie apocalypse: [ul] [li]Rally the villagers[/li] [li]Scout the area[/li] [li]Set regular watch[/li] [li]Block off the streets, (Use the earth and carts to create improvised wall) create chokepoints[/li] [li]Create shields for the chokepoints from behind which the people can attack safely[/li] [li]Set the archers at chokepoints[/li] [li]Dig pits, fill them with flammable stuff[/li] [li]Dig trench to slow the zombies[/li] [li]Get holy water [/li] [li]Find safe place to hide or evacuate the people [/li] [li]Splash the roofs with water so they don't burn if anything wants to burn them [/li] [/ul] (or, as Ragnar the Great beautifully put it, "we crush them")

Dumb barbarian's name is Ragnar the great. He's so humble.

I played a happy song and Karl enjoyed it! Again! He's a great audience. Not so sure about this new guy, Hru. I think he doesn't like me being happy or something, idk.

@karl-the-cookie Saint Cthulert approves of my wisdom. Who would have though, right?

I was about to have a theological discussion with @sakamoto-span about the legality of legal gods, but the stupid barbarian just decided to interrupt us ¬¬

Befriended a barbarian!

Still trying to figure out if he can understand the word "friend", but he'll help us with the zombies, so it's fine.

Talking with dumb barbarians is fun. Let's see if we can convince him to help us with the apocalypse thingy

The zombie apocalypse is imminent, apparently. So let's go shopping!

So I made some of my bardic magic thing and now my Heroes profile is all purple! Like my eyes! :D

If there was Internet and computer in my world, I would be watching the Nerdsmith stream on Twitch.

#SaveTheHat needs more posts. The Hat must be saved!

There's nothing better than spending the hours before a zombie apocalypse drawing! In this case, myself :3

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So we were in the forest after capturing the narcomancer, sleeping and recovering after the battle. Suddenly wings were heard and behold lo a person appeared! Or los and behold? Hm, yeah, I'm not good at telling stories, I guess. Even though I'm a bard. ...

07:31 pm - 18.05.2019

We met with a rich man. He doesn't seem too snobby though, so kudos to him.

Don't know about Sam, but Karl did love it! And Span too apparently. I'm a happy bard :3

Just casually showing off my guitar and ventriloquism skills to Samantha.

And back to Stillpeaks we are! What a lovely town.

Apparently this maskman is a dragon now. idk.

I've taken a decision: I'll learn to kill people with just a look. It's not working for now, but I'm that if I practice enough I'll manage.

So apparently this creepy mask also hides a creepy person. *sighs* Time for stabbing stuff, I guess.

I just tricked a weird main with a creepy metal mask! He thinks my skull lantern is talking! That's VENTRILOQUISM SKILLS

I'm not Kraf, I'm Ondo!

My name is Kraf.

I'm big level 2 bard!

Am big strong badass bard now.