A deal to save

Ok, who put salt in my coffee? Do you think that I'm a fucking joke?!

It had been way too long since I've logged in here. How has everyone been doing? @moonbeam-or-bust @eric-feldstein @8d831791-d42a-4311-824a-e29b8ff85a6a

I have been informed that Maglubiyet has fallen. The demon infestation took the majority of his followers but his fate has been sealed by me murdering the remaining people of my clan in a childish temper tantrum. By Mab, the poor souls. They went down together with their master... because I was a selfish bitch drunken from a new kind of power.

@f7bf3db3-452f-4d36-abe4-5e70a208f212 I saw that you and my beloved daughter already had the pleasure of talking to each other. I think appreciate your views on the Great Old One, may he rot in the hellhole he and his followers call their home.

after the thrid goblett of whine I finally realized how many I miss you, @moonbeam-or-bust . pleas come back and be my frend again I'm sory that I called youre ugly doggo a rat and worse ;_;

i haven't been able to catch up to my darling friends here (not @moonbeam-or-bust ), what a shame! how have you all been doing during my absence?

it's been quite a while but...i've gained consciousness again. at least i think that those are my own thoughts again. anyway, i feel...weirdly great. powerful.

A deal to save

Weird. It's been what felt like an eternity in Khurgobaeyag's grip but from time to time my mind clears up. Just like right now. It's like I'm floating above my body, looking down at me how I stumble through one pocket dimension after another. I look path...

09:11 pm - 15.07.2019

"Your torment will begin here."

[TW: gore, physical and mental torture, claustrophobic content, strong language] ~~~ Khurgorbaeyag thinks he's so clever. I thought he would wait with his punishment a little longer (to be honest, I hoped he would wait until I die) but apparently that s...

05:41 pm - 15.07.2019

Freedom of the Mind

Ygs has broken the pact with her patron Mab by defeating an enemy of hers together with @moonbeam-or-bust . As a result she's now free... but also lost all her levels as a warlock.

So i guess that was it... today i broke the pact with mab. I should be relieved and happy but i feel so empty. All my powers are gone. I will not get them back. Gods, i have turned into a useless common peasant.

It was makeover time, bitches! It feels weird to finally wear the shaman's clothes. I've been told countless times that it's a big deal putting them on for the first time but actually... it's not that overwhelming. It scratches a bit. Oh and also i cut my hair and mourned every single strand #rip

big thank you to @eric-feldstein , Iris and Axel for taking care of my little angel for me. it's the first time in weeks i could sleep more than 3 hours...

no regrets. no sleep.

i haven't slept for 26 hours #fml

It's a Girl!

Ygs has given birth to a healthy little daughter. Looks like she isn't the last goblin in these lands anymore!

It kinda feels good to have Mab taking care of me again. She's way friendlier than before... should i be suspicious??

Last Man Standing

After the severe demon infestation and the resulting war, Ygs is now the last surviving member of the High Hill Clan.

The Circle is complete.

Ygs has killed the High Hill Clan's current shaman like he had foreseen it many years ago. Now it's her time to take his place.

i'm kicking SO MUCH DEMON ASS RIGHT NOW THIS IS AMAZING @eric-feldstein U JEALOUS OR WHAT

WHAT THE FRICK FRACK CINNAMON TOAST FUCK IS THIS, I CAST FIND FAMILIAR AND MAB GAVE ME A TARANTULA WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS?! anyone, please sent help it's sitting right in front of the tent exit and i cannot get out without having to go near it. it trapped me.please send help.

not to be horny on main but that one aasimar is a SNACC damn @8d831791-d42a-4311-824a-e29b8ff85a6a where'd you get those people

Thinking with Portals

Ygs has found the construction side of various portals to the Abyss deep in the mountains.

This is not good. I have been ambushed by those fucking demons an had to flee further into the caves to not lead them to the rest of the scouting group... this is not looking good, i am hidden for now but i can hear them searching... @8d831791-d42a-4311-824a-e29b8ff85a6a i'm sorry

you can't even believe how difficult it is to move unseen in a dark place when you have a flock of weirdos radiating off some godly energy. i swear i feel like i could go blind any second now because some fuck turns their halo on

Scouting Ahead

Ygs leads a small group of @8d831791-d42a-4311-824a-e29b8ff85a6a 's Unit through the narrow cave tunnels to find the spawn point of the demons. Better be sneaky!

if those demons don't kill me, the angels sure will

i swear angels are so boring they don't even know how to play skat #killmenow #ugh #THEBOREDOM

Tourist Guide

Ygs has joined @8d831791-d42a-4311-824a-e29b8ff85a6a 's Unit to lead them through the cave systems.

Hallfeld Awaits

Ygs and her guard escort have reached Hallfeld.

damn it feels good to not be controlled by that hag, at least for some time #freeygs big shoutout to @8d831791-d42a-4311-824a-e29b8ff85a6a for making this happen <3 ur a nerd but ur cool

update on the prison thing: I payed for my freedom with literally ALL my gold and some information about the cave systems. @eric-feldstein they'll escort me to #hallfeld where @8d831791-d42a-4311-824a-e29b8ff85a6a and Axel have to confirm that i'm in fact not a spy or something. i had really hoped to get some more benefit from sharing information but not being locked up anymore is a reasonable price, i think...

"Someone's gonna play nice with the townsguard..."

Ygs has been imprisoned for stealing and collaboration with the enemy.

oh boi i'm definitely not made for long distance sprints. why are humans so goddamn fast with their stupid long legs?! i just wanted some food! no need to chase me with the army #sendhelp #fml

Grilled a Patrol

Get some Eldritch Blast, motherfuckers!

Does anybody know of a good way to dispose of a body without leaving any evidence? Asking for a friend... #casual

OH MAH GOOOD, HIIIIIIII!

As much as i hate to say that but... time to whip out Breena. Just to be sure to stay out of trouble.

@eric-feldstein an ugly fat bird told me that you're heading into the war, if you lay your hands on ANY goblin there i will personally materialize and bury my boot in your ass

baby picture time! it's a wonder i grew into those ears eventually

Does anybody of you guys know if the war on goblins is still a thing? Just checking before I stumble into a patrol in Sheule or smth @moonbeam-or-bust @8d831791-d42a-4311-824a-e29b8ff85a6a @eric-feldstein

Welcome to Sheule

Ygs successfully crossed the border from the goblin territory to Sheule.

COMMENT if you think i'm more attractive than an angel, LIKE if you're a blind idiot and think otherwise. Trying to prove a point to @8d831791-d42a-4311-824a-e29b8ff85a6a

UPDATE: turns out i'm allergic to yellow flowers. i also got a sunburn from being out all day. fuck nature.

psst @8d831791-d42a-4311-824a-e29b8ff85a6a is a shady bitch who slides into dms to spread sjw propaganda #spreadtheword

There's nothing quite like waking up to a GIANT.BUG.IN.MY.BEDROLL. Oh well... #breakfastinbed

found a clearing with some beautiful yellow flowers~ @eric-feldstein you WISH your wife was that pretty #nofilter #selfiekween

it's amazing that this forest actually has decent wifi #thanksfelix #makesheulegreatagain