Whether by accidental bite or deliberate transmission in a sterile Bureau laboratory under care of licensed Nostrae and X-Rays, you have been infected with the Lupescu nanovirus. Your BEACON software has been fundamentally altered as a result of nanomites in your system supplementing your BEACON hardware.
Your school of nanomites has been programmed to augment Lupescu by stretching the limits of your physical form and mental acumen. You may experience any or all of the following extreme (situational) side effects: nail growth, increased intensity of emotion, minor iron deficiency, increased speed, agility, and/or strength, improved vision and hearing, and sensitivity to natural radiation (which interferes with nanomite functions).