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0-level (Cantrip) Abjuration

Casting Time: 1 action

Range/Area: 69ft

Components: Material

Materials: ~~A bagel~~, ~~The souls of the Innocent~~, Two Bagels

Duration: 420 seconds

- Forces all non-gay people within range to stand more than 5 feet apart.

All gay people will have tortilla chips rain upon them for the duration of the spell. The chips taste like air and will disappear when the spell ends.

All ACE people will have free tacos appear in their hands. Any creature that tries to eat the taco will fall prone.

All children get a knife with an intangible blade.

Anyone who doesn't fall into these categories has their footwear replaced with white vans and their name temporarily changed to daniel.

Available for: all

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stormgate_dnd.

System

Dungeons & Dragons 5e

Statblock Type

Spell

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Dungeons & Dragons 5e Spell: Random Vine