Excal-heim
Porcelain Garden Gnome CR: 1 (200 xp)
Tiny humanoid construct, any chaotic
Armor Class: 15
Hit Points: 7 2d6
Speed:
0 ft
Skills: Intimidation +12
Damage Vulnerabilities: Bludgeoning
Damage Immunities: Poison
Condition Immunities: paralyzed, petrified, stunned, poisoned
Senses: Darkvision 60ft, passive perception 11
Languages: Mute, Telepathy 30ft(range for all verbal spells limited to 30ft)
Challenge Rating: 1 (200 xp)
Spellcast ability: INT
Spell ATK: +5
Spell save: 13
At will: Vicious Mockery, Mage Hand
3/Day: Dissonant Whispers
Oh f███ no. While not being observed, you can teleport up to 20 feet to an unoccupied space that you can see once per 6 seconds.
Creepy. you have a bonus to intimidation.
Actions
Sit there. Did you expect this thing to attack?