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Employment Application Paperwork (Character Creation)

A-INC FORM I-9: EMPLOYMENT ELIGIBILITY VERIFICATION

Congratulations [Applicant], on your decision to join Faerun’s Definitive Adventuring Brand*, Acquisitions Incorporated.   Should you be selected during your interview, you will be given the opportunity to join one of several Branches established across the Forgotten Realms, based on your stated talents and performance indicated during the final wave of your Interview Proficiency Exam. Each Branch is designated by a letter, indicating their role within the company, and every job has dignity and duty, whether you serve on the A-Team, the Z-Team, or even the humble D-Team.   Please peruse the following paperwork below to learn how to submit a successful resume and job application to the Acquisitions Incorporated Department of Humanoid and Intern Relations.   And remember: Employees are our number-one renewable, eco-friendly resource!  
*This statement has not been validated by any legal authority.
At Acquisitions Incorporated, you inquire - and we acquire™. For nearly twenty years, other people have had things you've really wanted and we've gone over there to get those things, even if they didn't want us to do that. Typically, they don't. But we don't work for them, we work for you™. We've acquired it all, but we specialize in staves, gems, and storied weapons of great lineage. We do apply a reasonable surtax for rods, because rods. It's been a problem. This is AcqInc in a nutshell:   Defenses negotiable. Merchandise plentiful. Franchises available.   Acquisitions Incorporated: It's In The Name™.

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