Grabby Gobbos Green with Gunpowder!
Under the noses of us all, late afternoon, several Bannermane organizational members found an early problem with goblins! Locked up in their tower, they weren't, in fact, awaiting their prince to come, but rather were investigated to have been pilfering fireworks from the festival's pyrotechnic teams!
"They get earlier and earlier every year, I swear," says one guard, who seemed to have more than a confident handle on the situation.
The fireworks found have been, thankfully, returned gracefully back to the planning committees, and the places of entry are being closely monitored for any more that might try and return to the area.
Yes, while our green troublemakers may look cute, here at The Graph, we urge all of you dear readers to stay on the lookout for any more unusual activity. This includes, but is not limited to: Mysterious items going missing around one's property, missing pets, stray firework blasts, and, of course, the telltale small hoofprints that may have weedled into one's nicely kempt yard. Not to be confused with shorthooves, bear in mind that our green friends do not, in fact, know how to properly horseshoe themselves. If you spot one, do not attempt to capture, but rather, report them to your nearest Bannermane, or local guard.
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