General Summary
And here we resume
from where the gobs were
near the gross heaps of trash
some green as their fur
It didn't take long,
they were there in a flash
by mountains and mountains
of ponykind trash
With a ground-shaking thoom
and a rise and a grumble
atop moving trash heaps
stood Gobbo Chumble
The trash, it had moved!
Moved to set down the gob
all sticky and smelly and...
well he looked like a slob...
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The patients were nestled
each snug in a cowl,
not caring at all
that the gobs were a-prowl.
Five total carts
befitting a gob
stood near their beds,
all ready to rob!
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The mission was done
the night was a win!
No fricken way
The troubler could win.
With snickers and laughs
and playful gob knocks
the sight there before them
would cause them to gawk!
Right there in camp,
all bowed up and brought,
was a gift for the gobbos!
A giant, black pot.
Various things
that the gobbos would like
from chicken to liquids
and gifts all the like!
With our story wrapped up
and the gobbos all mad
there's still lots of adventures
and fun to be had
but what will that mean
for our main party about?
Well that's for me to know
and you to find out :)
Brak's Account
WAAAAAAGH! Warboss bring Big Rings to scrap pile. Scrap pile have trash Gobbo. Trash Gobbo stinky. Try make rhymes like Brak. Trash Gobbo think hims rhymes better than Brak rhymes. GAAAAAH! Trash Gobbo hate Troubler. Troubler give Trash Gobbo stupid name. Call Trash Gobbo Chumble. Bah hahahahaha! Chumble Gobbo!
Chumble tells Warboss hims need more trash for trash gods. Trash gods make big feast. Trash gods need more trash from ponies! Brak like idea. Hurt ponies, kill ponies, take trash, give to trash gods. Big Rings tell Warboss we's want to steal from ponies. Warboss Grot say we go to ponies for trash! Warboss! Warboss! Warboss! Warboss! Warboss!
Gobbos sneaky. Find place with lots of trash. Smelly pony tells Warboss where to get trash. Big Rings crash into pony house. Steal trash. Brak break table and chairs. Warboss sneaks off and sets pony house on fire. WAAAAAAGH! Warboss scares ponies and makes them carry trash to trash gods! WAAAAGH! Trash gods happy and make big feast for Gobbos.
Warboss and stupid Chumble sneak into pony city. Sneak through streets. Find building with zoom chairs. Warboss and Brak climb rope. Other Gobbos stupid. Fall down. Make noise. Warboss sneaks in building. Finds old pony who tells where books are. Warboss steals old pony and make hers fall. Hahahaha!
Big Rings sneak to cart. Cart full of ugly gremlins. Gobbos get on cart, and nearly caught by stupid Bannermane Bird. GAAAAAH! Gobbos too fast! Gobbo Chumble uses bombs on back of cart! Bombs go kaboom! Cart goes zoom! Cart crash into building with books. Brak gives Chumble bombs. Cart goes KABOOM! Books burn! Dumb pony look like Troubler! Troubler die!
Gobbos sneak away. Take old pony in chair. Chumble not sneaky because hims noisy Gobbo. Gets caught. Chumble refuse getting caught. Chumble make Big Baddah BOOM! Chumble best Gobbo, but not as good as Warboss.
Warboss sneak with Gobbos back to cave. Troubler leave presents for Gobbos. GAAAAAH! They shit! All shit! Troubler give Brak shit gun. Brak have Big Boom Gun he makes himself. Better than shit gun. Old pony fit in pot, but Warboss said no. Warboss make old pony Big Ring. Old pony make Brak itchy sweater. Brak will eat old pony, and Troubler one day. GREEN IS BEST COLOR! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
-Dictated by Brak of the Big Ring Tribe
