Lod'Nui'randari
The Secret Order of Nuran
"This organization does not exist. There are no members of this organization and anyone who believes that this order exists is just a foolish child. It would be better to take your silly theories, write them down, cut that into little snippets, and then put them in baked items to sell on the street as little prophecies about the future, to the poor guileless citizens who want to believe in strange animals, fancy and children's stories."
Priest Jerli'Obsark, Orc, of Durian.
"And if you believe that, then you are truly guileless and want to believe in the strange, fancy and children's stories."
Strange and timely response in Pamphlet 21.
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Of course this organization exists.
Structure
Completely does not have any. How many times do you need to be told. This organization doesn't exist. Let it go.
Culture
By the skirt of the Devouring Mother!
Culture? How can this non-existent organization/religion have a culture. Stop it. You're just being ridiculous.
Culture? How can this non-existent organization/religion have a culture. Stop it. You're just being ridiculous.
Mythology & Lore
None, but if you really really want to know.....
Okay....fine, you've convinced me.
In the beginning there was a donkey. It was fat. Whoa... really fat. Knock over a whole lot of other donkey's fat to get some food, kinda donkey. Anyway .... This donkey was eating the stars and leaving big donkey poos (huge... sticky and stinky) in the universe. Our poo is the poo of Az'atla, with two smaller poos. And, one really being poo we named Devouring Mother. Its a poo, not a mother. But, don't tell anyone, they won't believe you. Especially, about the Donkey Lord.
And, then a large orc came to scoop up the poops cause the universe has a janitorial service run by gnomes, and the gnomes like to make orc's scoop poop. So, up the scoop our poop went, and we joined all the poops in the universal poop bag.
The lesson?
The whole universe is in the poop bag.
the end.
Okay....fine, you've convinced me.
In the beginning there was a donkey. It was fat. Whoa... really fat. Knock over a whole lot of other donkey's fat to get some food, kinda donkey. Anyway .... This donkey was eating the stars and leaving big donkey poos (huge... sticky and stinky) in the universe. Our poo is the poo of Az'atla, with two smaller poos. And, one really being poo we named Devouring Mother. Its a poo, not a mother. But, don't tell anyone, they won't believe you. Especially, about the Donkey Lord.
And, then a large orc came to scoop up the poops cause the universe has a janitorial service run by gnomes, and the gnomes like to make orc's scoop poop. So, up the scoop our poop went, and we joined all the poops in the universal poop bag.
The lesson?
The whole universe is in the poop bag.
the end.
Divine Origins
The Ass of the Donkey Lord.
Cosmological Views
From the poop shoot, to the poop scoop, to the poop bag. That's the whole thing.
Tenets of Faith
none. Seriously.
Worship
none. The questions are getting old.
Priesthood
The Head Poop Speaker?
Granted Divine Powers
Poopiness.
Political Influence & Intrigue
none.
Sects
none.
None, or perhaps - "Nothing must be left to chance."
None. This organization doesn't exist. - None. This organization never existed, so how could it be dissolved? What's wrong with you?
Alternative Names
None. Really.
Training Level
Untrained
Veterancy Level
Decorated/Honored
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