Impy Ward

Impy Ward (a.k.a. Squimpy)

Impy and Welra were impoverished from birth, typically living in places that couldn't be called homes even by the most optimistic of people. They stole to eat when they were young, and despite their best efforts can't quite escape the habits. While Welra developed a tough attitude to survive their harsh conditions, Impy went a separate route, becoming overly optimistic and energetic to cope with their anxiety. Welra and Impy still stick together constantly, essentially by each others side at all times.

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

They've got a short and thin figure, they use their small stature for acrobatics and a small amount of thievery <3

Body Features

They have a few burns tracing their chest and lower left leg, trying to jump through burning hoops didn't end well.

Facial Features

They have thin eyes and a button nose, their smile is sleek. (a mischievous lil guy) they have a natural blush that's apparent against their pale skin.

Identifying Characteristics

They have heterochromia, one blue eye and one yellow eye. Their white hair also tends to draw a lot of attention.

Physical quirks

They have hyperflexibilty which allows them to do tricks that most other people could not. Despite their small stature they have good muscle density, allowing them to carry a lot of heavy objects that wouldn't be expected of them.

Special abilities

Due to their hyperflexibility and acrobatic training they can throw a lot of high kicks and jump higher than a lot of other people, both of these things being great for combat.

Apparel & Accessories

They typically wear a lot of cloaks or robes which are great for hiding daggers, stolen objects, and rubber balls. They always have a pair of gloves on no matter what (yes including when they bathe)

Mental characteristics

Gender Identity

Non-Binary (They/Them, cause everything else is complicated)

Sexuality

Aro-Ace (No kissy, No touchy)

Morality & Philosophy

They have very loose morals, but they view essentially everything with an overly positive attitude. In their mind, everyone is their friend until proven otherwise, but if proven otherwise they will do everything in their power to tear this person down and crush their head beneath their foot.

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

Impy's motivations are unclear even to Welra. Throughout their life they have experienced a lot of horrid and amazing things, and as long as they can live happily and wealthily they don't quite care about anything else. Very materialistic.

Savvies & Ineptitudes

They're very good at persuasion and acting under pressure. In the category or ineptitudes, they're quite shit at a lot of things but the worst are reading (they can't) and using a bow or any other ranged weapon.

Likes & Dislikes

They love smoking, drinking, and having parties! They typically surround themselves with bright colors and loud objects! They hate hate hate hate hate rich people, don't know why. It isn't a Robin Hood thing, probably jealousy. They also really dislike any form of government, because the government holds up the law, and the law says they can't steal.

Virtues & Personality perks

They are a very heavy drinker and have a high resilience to most poisons. They're skilled at making high pressure decisions, and persuading people to do whatever they want.

Vices & Personality flaws

They drown themselves in drinks and good foods, they're a glutton for punishment and sugar. Being innable to read is definitely an issue, but they can write their name and a few simple words.

Personality Quirks

They're a very energetic person and a lot of the time can't keep their mouth shut to save their life. Sometimes they get the urge to do something stupid and won't hesitate.

Hygiene

Yeah no, these are medieval times and even though they really try to stay clean it doesn't go well.

Social

Contacts & Relations

The only person they're close with and the only one they want to be close with is Welra.

Family Ties

Other than Welra both of their parents are dead. Their deaths had a large effect on their health and since their mothers passing they haven't been able to do anything other than laugh or cry.

Religious Views

They're not religious but they've said before that if there is a God they will kill it and take its place.

Social Aptitude

Depends on how you look at it, they can talk their way out of any situation and make people laugh, but due to their psychopathy they can't experience sadness or express it.

Mannerisms

They jump around and move a lot, they really struggle to sit still. When talking to people a lot of the time they'll feel their face or poke them because it let's them feel connected to someone and stay involved with the conversation.

Speech

Their speech is jittery and their pitch changes a lot, they speak quicker than they can think which leads to a lot of stuttering.

Wealth & Financial state

None at all, they travel and want to gain wealth but it's going poorly.

An energetic, chaotic person with very... loose, morals. They aspire to be a Jester and travel the land but being a merchant works for now! They're also Welra's Brother.

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Alignment

Chaotic Good (a little on the insane side)

Honorary & Occupational Titles

Jester, Travelling Merchant.

Age

17 years old

Date of Birth

August 7th

Birthplace

Vyndrassil

Current Residence

The great wilderness! (They're homeless)

Gender

Male

Eyes

Blue and Yellow

Hair

White hair with black tips

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

Pale white, rosy cheeks

Height

5'3"

Weight

127 lbs.

Quotes & Catchphrases

Nothing famous but they do stick to a lot of "Okie Dokey!" and "Whatever boats your float hun!"

Known Languages

They only know English and one other language, but it's extremely obscure and isn't known to many other people.