Long have the druids of the world pondered on the existence of a cure for all ailments that might plague those less resistant to the effects of disease, poison or perhaps even old age. Now, I'm getting a little older myself and loosing a couple screws. Maybe not though. Wait, how old am I---- (the paper trails off into a mess of questions about his existence, specifically when he was born)
Okay so I'm 97. Yes so the whole cure for lots of things. While the existence of such a cure maybe be possible, it's hard to truly know from my position. In order to perform such a deed, I believe the answer lies far from my humble abode. Now, while I believe that my own abilities are capable to an extent that may allow me perform this deed, the need to wear clothes outside, along with my duties to this community are rather restrictive. I also do not believe I would survive such a period of time alone, as the warmth of another is truly--- (the document trails off into a raunchy heart-throbbing and erotic story from his childhood)
and then I learned to always leave the belt loose. Enough about leatherworking though. I have ventured to numerous places, though many remain outside my grasp. For example, I have never visited the areas of the
Halfholm Archipelago, with the ruins of the former halfling realm found there. Nor have I traveled north to the
Posuidete Archipelago and visited the many islands dotting that landscape. These are just two of the areas I believe may hold the keys to this cure, though without visiting, I cannot be certain. It's very possible that this cure should not exist on our plane of existence, and should rather grow in the areas of the Feywild, or perhaps even the Shadowfell, though the likely of the latter is doubtful. I should probably list these places shouldn't I.
- Halfholm Archipelago - never been there, somewhere to the southwest. Very wet.
- Posuidete Archipelago - somewhere north, never been there. Very wet.
- Feywild - somewhere, wish I'd been there. Easy to go insane, lots of trees
- Shadowfell - somewhere, would rather never go there. Easy to want to die, lots of dark?
- Arrow Isle - somewhere south, apparently Silvanus died there. Many trees, not many settlements.
- Seper Mountains - somewhere west, very fucking big. This is an absolutely enormous mountain range, this is a terrible recommendation. Highpeak is probably a better recommendation.
- Actually not just the Arrow Isle, the waters around it. During the Time of Absent Magic, I think the area got flooded.
- If you'd really fancy dying, try the Underdark under the Great Maw. Kagh Kuldir maybe.
- Oh wait, Iruladoon is a good choice, if it even exists.
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