The Brown Horn

This trumpet is a brown copper trumpet that produces a smooth and sultry sound. It will make you lose your crap when you hear that heavenly sound. You'll will actually lose your shit if you hear this trumpet. This is another item from the Ralph Collection . It is an amazing trumpet that can perform songs and has a deep cup mouthpiece. It would be fantastic for any trumpeter to perform on stage. If it weren't for the magical enchantment on it. The longer you listen to it, the more likely you are to have a bowel movement on the spot.

Mechanics & Inner Workings

When the trumpet is being playing, and other people can hear it besides the trumpeter. They we'll start to feel sick in their stomachs till they expel their Stool. At first, it could be solid, but thanks to the enchantment, this speeds up the digestive system, and the listener will extrude liquid. It is fast cleaning out your system with a relaxing sound. Said the creator of the trumpet Ralph L April .

Item type

Musical Instrument

Rarity

Their is only one made in the Collection that we know how.

Weight

2.2lbs

Base Price

Black Market 3,687 GP