The Spectacle of the Great Release

Infamous for eternity, the night of The Spectacle of the Great Release. It was the final performance of the evening. The primary attraction was a trumpeter who would be performing a solo. Ray Stillwater executed it. He enters the stage while carrying a brown trumpet .

The piece begins with a soothing, mellow tune, subtly enhanced by the gentle touch of the drums. Embrace the sensation and listen to the trumpet resonating deep inside them. As the track progressed, it began to gain momentum and intensity. So did the rumbling in the stomach. Many individuals believe they can hold off for a few moments as the performance comes to a close for the night. As it reached a beautiful peak, it soared to the pinnacle of the sound. The audience was completely immersed, and every one of them simultaneously have released all their bowels. As various new sounds and scents filled the hall, they blended together.

The audience hall has abruptly lost control of their colons and has discharge themselves. The music industry has been tarnished by this catastrophe. So much so that it is now a standard practice in the majority of theaters and performance halls to prohibit the use of brown trumpets.


Cover image: by Marc Zipper (Valcin)

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