Legend of the Baked Pink Banana

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Once upon a time, in the Era of creation, a foreign goddess visited the land of Evera. She loved dragons and heard that the Dragon Goddess had lots of them. She gazed upon all the creations of Narmiraen, Jomril, and Solioran, and thought that all pretty and cute. But none of the deities knew that their guest was the Goddess of Mischief, a powerful entity, who made unexpected creations all over the universe and beyond where she traveled.
She planted a tiny, pink seed in the middle of the icy wasteland of Ganu. An Era later, when the ice was gone, the seed started to grow and became a banana tree, deep in the Jungle Ghak.
But this was no ordinary plant. Its leaves and fruits were all bright pink. Even the Segaii can't tell that the tree still exists, or it was just a dream (or nightmare).
The legends say that the creature, who spices, bakes, and eats this banana, gains a random effect. (Eating it raw doesn't make any changes, and it tastes awful.)
Nobody ever wrote a completed list, but different stories of adventurers and Segai hunters told the following ones:
  • An adventurer teleported to the Elemental plane of Earth and Nature and then back.
  • Two pixies exploded like fireworks over the Lambug Mountains, pouring fairy dust all over the region. The next rain came with glitter. Later they had been found with hungover but unharmed.
  • A lost priest saw his Goddess. He left the church and became an unsuccessful artist.
  • A Segai shaman lost his vision and spoke only Sylvan for a year. Nobody could understand him.
  • A Satyr marched into Vrikdarok and claimed himself the Emperor of the Segaii. The high chieftain had an idea and ordered his court to play with it. The Satyr's reign lasted three days when he disappeared.
  • A Segai hunter became a female for a whole mating cycle. He had twin cubs with red fur. Nobody in the tribe looked like them.
  • A soldier morphed into a velociraptor. He wanted to hug all his comrades and throw a tantrum because his arms were too short.
  • A Bugit hunter grown double her original size for a month (Silver Moon cycle). She became the chieftain of her tribe.


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Cover image: Utea by Lia Felis (with Adobe Express)

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Author's Notes

Well, this is a joke, just like the 'Pink Banana Prank' was a few years ago. 


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