Brimstone Hearts

Dragon Monarch cursed by a primordial lizard(SCP-682). Trapped in a large crystal. Need to reignite the soul flame of the second age. The Head attendant is quetzal from dragon tales.   Need to collect 3 lord souls to fuel the flame.
Step 1. "I Believe the first lord soul is in the dogport royal vault. Dietrich Wolff, an adviser to the moon moon should be able to get it for you. just tell him I sent you. although, if he's being difficult you could try paying him, or freeing him from some of his debts." Show Spoiler
Talk with Krystal McFucks - he's in debt to her, go collect by completing challenges, Hearts of stone style.

the soul is in the royal vault
Debt.
Crystal seduced and/or murdered her way through his competitors to get him in office. (how she got to the world.)

  1. "Bring me the Millow Lake Chalace." win the Twice annual town guard strip poker tournament. They're all drag queens/kings.
  2. "My sister has been quite depressed lately. Show her the time of her life." (problem: She's dead.)
  3. Collect 139,377 brown rocks
    Defeat Ug-Thak, Lord of Skags
    Pilfer lost staff of Mount Schuler
    Defeat Destroyer of Worlds
  Step 2. next you must find the keeper of the soul of Choice. He is a steel dragon. A true shape-shifter those born of steel. His true name is kyärl. He is currently in North Rure, either Kaj'asha or Shash. No one knows what he looks like, what his name is, his/her/their/uhh... kyärl's gender, or even what language kyärl speaks. But he will recognize his true name. Kyärl is the only entity on excal-heim that knows the soul's location. Not even the gods know. (when I feel like it)   Step 3. Go procure the soul of destruction. the soul cage is in infinite IKEA.
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