Magic, Potions, and Drugs. (And 1 Chicken.)
By Deem Leem.
For all your "Fuck reality" needs!
Spells By Class
Bard
Spells By Level
Magic Items
Potions
Potions
All drugs weigh 0.15 Lbs and potions weigh 1 Lb each. Drugs can be found here:Drugs
How to Brew. Brewing potions requires an Intelligence-based tool check (DC at DM's Discretion).
Failing the tool check causes the potion to have the described risk effect.
Brewing Time. Potions take 2, 4, 8, 16, or 24 hours based on Rarity.
Brewing Cost. Brewing a potion costs 1/2 its cost in ingredients unless you have a feature that says otherwise.
The actual effects of the Potions are listed in their descriptions.
Herbalism kit | Rarity | Duration | Risk |
---|---|---|---|
Health Potion(Varies) | Varies | Instantanious | 2d4 , 2d6 , 2d8 , or 2d10 poison |
Oak Skin Potion | Common | 6 turns | -1 AC for 3 turns |
Stone Skin Potion | Uncommon | 6 turns | -2 AC for 3 turns |
Iron Skin Potion | Uncommon | 6 turns | -2 AC for 3 turns |
Potion of Lemon | Uncommon | Instantanious | Petrified for 1 Min |
Garlic Bread Loaf | Legendary | Instantanious | You make normal toast |
Alchemist's supplies | |||
G-ma's Lich Juice | Legendary | Permanent | Oil of Decay |
Moon Juice | Rare | 3 hours | Loose your 2 highest level spell slots |
Potion of Chaos | Very Rare | 24 hours | Don't ask |
Potion of Fire breath | Uncommon | 1 hour | You have asthma for the next 30 minutes |
Potion of Growth | Common | 1 hour | Your size is reduced by 1 for 30 minutes |
Potion of Invisibility | Rare | 1 hour | You shed dim light in a 15-foot radius |
Potion of Speed | Rare | 1 minute | You gain 1 level of exhaustion |
Potion of Water Breathing | Common | 1 hour | You can only breath water for 30 Minnutes |
Oil of Decay | Uncommon | 1 minute | Damage is now 1d2 or 3d10 when drunk |
Can't Brew | |||
1-up potion | Very Rare | Permanent | - |
Estus Flask | Uncommon | Instantanious | - |
Frost Fire Bottle | Uncommon | 1d6 hours | - |
Drugs
Drugs
All drugs weigh 0.15 Lbs and potions weigh 1 Lb each. Potions can be found here:Potions
Drugs are meant to be quick and cheap potions, each lasting 30 seconds or 5 rounds.
Drugs | Cost | Effect | DC |
---|---|---|---|
Steroids | 8 gp | + 1 Str rolls | 12 |
Lymbar | 8 gp | + 1 Dex rolls | 12 |
Coffee | 10 gp | + 1 Int rolls | 8 |
Cat Eye | 10 gp | + 1 Wis rolls | 8 |
Pain Killer | 12 gp | + 5 Temp HP | 14 |
Hype | 15 gp | + 1 Bonus action | 16 |
Sharp | 12 gp | + 2 to hit | 14 |
Equipment
Armor
Melee
- Arctic Poleaxe
- Bee hive on a stick
- Bow-Blade
- Chain Sword
- Cryostorm Axe
- Curse-sun blade
- Drill Blade
- Duelist Rapier
- Dwarven Shovel
- Executioner's Sword
- Flamberge
- Gale Whip
- Gravelord Rapier
- Infinitum Spear
- Lunar Claymor
- Obsidian Dagger
- Ornstein's Spear
- Parry Dagger
- Power Claw
- Rapier of dawn
- Scorching Battleaxe
- Silvermoon Katana
- Smelter Longsword
- Smoldering Longsword
- Swordspear
- Taoist Staff of Ballance
- Tempest Blade
- Tieran's Maul
- Tower Sword
- Twilight Estoc
- Vampiric Rapier
- Void Shard
- Void Swordspear
- Ya Mother
Wonder
- Amulet of Control
- Bag of Holding Spiders
- Bloodbound Tattoos
- Chaos Shard
- Crown of choice
- Deft Gloves
- Dread Helm
- Dry socks of moist running
- Enchanted Vambraces
- Guardian's Amulet
- Jester's Hat
- Really cool hat
- Silver Pixite
- Snorb
- Soul Mark Compass
- Stone-Plate Grieves
- Storm Boots
- The First Staff
- Tome of Gilded Pages
- Way-Shard
Spellcasting Catalyst
Spellcasting Catalyst
Powerful Spellcasting Focus addon for Combat Revamped supplement
Attuning to a Spellcasting Catalyst grants you proficiency when using it as a weapon.
Each Spellcasting Catalyst lets you cast a modified spell without expending a spell slot, called a Spell Boon.
Common | Casting Affinity | Spell Boon |
Alchemist's Crossbow | Intelligence | Medicinal Syringe. (Cure Wounds) |
Bag of Treats | Wisdom | Find Friend. (Find Familiar) |
Jagged Jambiya | Charisma | Crimson knife. (Ice Knife) |
Boom Trumpet | Charisma | Doot. (Thunderwave) |
Iron Staff | Intelligence | Poke. (Greatsword Spike) |
Sacred Chime | Wisdom | Bless Weapon. (Consecrate Weapon) |
Uncommon | Casting Affinity | Spell Boon |
Albjorn's Breadstick | Wisdom | Wabbajack. (Polymorph) |
Ban Hammer | Charisma | Expired Life. (Blinding Smite) |
Hardlight Sword | Intelligence | Overcharge. (Frostspark Blade) |
Lich's Hand-shoe | Intelligence | Quick Judgement. (Karmic Judgment) |
Lunar Glass Rapier | Charisma | Moon Dance. (Crusader's Mantle) |
Spellblade Longsword | Wisdom | Razor Wind. (Cloud of Daggers) |
Rare | Casting Affinity | Spell Boon |
049's Cane | Intelligence | The "Cure". (Contagion) |
Astral Shard Staff | Intelligence | Astral Yeet. (Power Word: YEET) |
Sonebound Gauntlets | Wisdom | Extra Hard Wall of Stone. (Wall of Stone) |
Electric Axe | Charisma | Wicked Riffs. (Steel Wind Strike) |
Tchaikovsky's Cannon | Charisma | 1812 Overture. (Conjure Volley) |
Twilight Longbow | Wisdom | Sleep, Damn it. (Go the fuck to sleep) |
Very Rare | Casting Affinity | Spell Boon |
Celestial Circlet | Intelligence | Radiant Thought. (Crown of Stars) |
Flat-er's Rifle | Wisdom | Fuck you, Newton! (Reverse Gravity) |
Ring of Armon's Favor | Charisma | Wrath of Storm. (Tempest Spear) |
Legendary | Casting Affinity | Spell Boon |
Orion's fist | Charisma / Intelligence | Comet Swarm. (Meteor Swarm) |
Time Staff | Intelligence / Wisdom | ZA WORLDO! (Time Stop) |
Medicinal Gun | Wisdom / Charisma | Healing Spell. (Mass Heal) |
Mastercraft weapons
Soulcraft Weapons
Each Soulcraft Weapon has a special action called a Weapon Art.
Common | Weapon Prof. | Weapon Art |
AmbuLance | Lance | Healing song |
Binding of Wrath | Whip | Agony's Justice |
Bonk Stick | Club | W h a c k |
Iridescent Rapier | Rapier | Lunge and Press |
Royal Swordspear | Spear | Puncture Steel |
Threaded Sword | Longsword | Threaded Grace |
Uncommon | ||
Bow-zuka | Greatbow | Shockwave |
Burial Blade | Scythe | Neck Swipe |
Gaia Blade | Scimitar | Gaia's Vengence |
Holy Pike of Yahweh | Pike | Divine Flare |
Combat Umbrella | Mace/Sheild | MARY POPPINS |
Rare | ||
Crescent Rose | Scythe | Prune the thorns |
Dark Sun | Morningstar | Hate's embrace |
Ebony and Ivory | Magnum | Soul Clone |
Silvermoon Leafblade | Longsword | Moonlight Lance |
Smelter Glaive | Glaive | Reforge |
Nightfall | Twin-lock | It's Midnight |
Very Rare | ||
Black Harvest Scythe | Scythe | Lifehunt |
Artillery | Hand-held Canon | Moarter Strike |
Boom Hammer | Maul | Boom Strike |
Dauntless Greatsword | Ultra Greatsword | Blade of Peril |
Holy Moonlight Sword | Greatsword | Moonlight Cleave |
Tieran's Twin Shot | Shotgun | Psion Slug |
Legendary | ||
Embersteel Dawn | Warhammer | Stoke the forge |
Force of Will | Maul | Adamantine Resolve |
God-Breaker | Greatsword | Tempest Wave |
Primal Bow-Blade | Longbow/Katana | Anime Shot |
Void Khopesh | Scimitar | Nightmare Veil |
Items by rarity
Common
- Astral Orb
- Ban Hammer
- Burial Blade
- Cloak of Billowing
- Curse-sun blade
- Deft Gloves
- Dread Helm
- Dry socks of moist running
- Enchanted Battle Speedo
- Enchanted Chainmail Bikini
- Enchanted Vambraces
- Freezing Arbalest
- Gale Whip
- Heartforge Shield
- Iron Skin Potion
- Jagged Jambiya
- Mage Hunter Longbow
- Nyquil Chicken
- Potion of pass without trace
- Really cool hat
- Shield Bow
- Silver Pixite
- Smoldering Longsword
- Snorb
- Stone-Plate Grieves
- Twilight Estoc
- Void Shard
- Ya Mother
Rare.
- +1 Bloodletter's Dress
- +2 Combat Dress
- Baby Barrel Bomb
- Bag of Holding Spiders
- Chain Sword
- Cloak of Misty Shadows
- Cryostorm Axe
- D20 Grenade
- Delilah
- Disruptor
- Dragon Scale Skirt
- Dream Singer's Crossbow
- Drill Blade
- Estus Flask
- Fortress Plate
- Garlic Bread Loaf
- Gatling Gun
- Greater Ring of Friendship
- Guardian's Amulet
- Gun-brella
- Mage Hunter Buckler
- Mastercraft Grenade Launcher
- Moon Juice
- Mounted Rail Gun
- Ornstein's Spear
- Potion of Invisibility
- Potion of Speed
- Power Claw
- Rail Rifle
- Rapier of dawn
- Ring of Grammar
- Ring of psychic insult
- Ring of Relentless Respite
- Ring of Resizing
- Sardior's Piercer
- Scorching Battleaxe
- Scroll of Raise Dead
- Shotgun-Gauntlets
- Silvermoon Katana
- Silvermoon Leafblade
- Slavers Ring
- Sleeper Rifle
- Smelter-Grenades
- Storm Boots
- Storm Bow
- Taoist Staff of Ballance
- Tieran's Maul
- Vampiric Bolter
- Way-Shard
Very rare
- 1-up potion
- Abyssal Cuirass
- Amulet of Control
- Arctic Poleaxe
- Artillery
- Astral Cloak
- Black Harvest Scythe
- Boom Hammer
- Cloak of Agony
- Cloak of Roses
- Dauntless Greatsword
- Flat-er's Rifle
- Gauss Rifle
- Gravelord Rapier
- Guardian Tower Shield
- Holy Moonlight Sword
- Lunar Claymor
- Mysterious ring
- Potion of Chaos
- Potion of Galaxy Brain
- Ring of the Courtesan
- Ring of Warrior's Luck
- Smelter Longsword
- Smelter Robe
- Storm-Breaker Ring
- Tempest Blade
- Tieran's Twin Shot
- Two for Flinching
- Vampiric Bolter
- Vampiric Rapier
- Void Swordspear
Legendary
- Battle-weave Suit
- Blood-Ring of Elemental Paradox
- Chaos Shard
- Crown of choice
- Desire
- Elder Scroll
- Embersteel Dawn
- Fabulous Barrel Bomb
- Feathered Cloak of the Fateless
- Force of Will
- G-ma's Lich Juice
- God-Breaker
- Infinitum Spear
- Jester's Hat
- Lamp of Wisdom
- Leggy Boi, the Barrel Bomb
- Orion's fist
- Potion of Divinity
- Primal Bow-Blade
- Royal Warden
- Soul Mark Compass
- Soul-in-a-Box
- Staff of Creation
- Sword of Destruction
- Tarrasque Plate
- Terrible Shrapnel Bomb
- The First Staff
- Void Khopesh
Ascended Spells
Note: Ascended Spell Tombs must be found in-game to learn their spells.
world of excal-heim
Tome of the Cosmos
Scroll
Legendary
A spell tome created by Valorfax, Monarch of Magic as part of their journeymen's piece.
After its completion, many demigods made their own magic tomes. Each did so for their own reason, but this was the first.
Due to Valorfax's tendency to show off with everything they do, these spells are both extremely powerful and very costly.
Ascended Spells are very powerful but cost 2 Spell slots to cast, one of the spells level and one just below.
Ascended Spells can be learned by any class but must be learned from an ascended tome.
Learning them does not count against your total number of spells known and they do not need to be prepared.
Weight: 1.5 lb
world of excal-heim
Tome of the Forge
Scroll
Legendary
A spell tome created by Tieran, the Heart of Iron.
These spells were meant to replicate her own powers, such that her gifts may be shared.
Since she does everything the hard way, it's rather taxing to cast them.
Ascended Spells are very powerful but cost 2 Spell slots to cast, one of the spells level and one just below.
Ascended Spells can be learned by any class but must be learned from an ascended tome.
Learning them does not count against your total number of spells known and they do not need to be prepared.
Weight: 4 lb
world of excal-heim
Tome of the Hunt
Scroll
Legendary
A spell tome created by Selina, lady of the Hunt so that her hunting party could keep up with her.
Due to Selina being so extra, these spells are both costly and pretty.
Ascended Spells are very powerful but cost 2 Spell slots to cast, one of the spells level and one just below.
Ascended Spells can be learned by any class but must be learned from an ascended tome.
Learning them does not count against your total number of spells known and they do not need to be prepared.
Weight: 1.5 lb
Excal-heim
Tome of the Grave
Scroll
Legendary
A spell tome created by Ereshkigal, the lich queen.
These spells should be far too powerful for a normal person to use, how the casters aren't torn into a million pieces is still unknown.
Ascended Spells are very powerful but cost 2 Spell slots to cast, one of the spells level and one just below.
Ascended Spells can be learned by any class but must be learned from an ascended tome.
Learning them does not count against your total number of spells known and they do not need to be prepared.
Weight: 1.5 lb
Excal-heim
Tome of the Storm
Scroll
Legendary
A gold and gem-encrusted spell tome created by Armon, The Storm King.
These spells are volatile and treacherous, demanding great power.
Ascended Spells are very powerful but cost 2 Spell slots to cast, one of the spells level and one just below.
Ascended Spells can be learned by any class but must be learned from an ascended tome.
Learning them does not count against your total number of spells known and they do not need to be prepared.
Excal-heim
Tome of the Void
Scroll
Legendary
Should a spell tome survive falling into the void, it will be transformed into this.
This tome is often carried by voidlings, no one knows why.
Ascended Spells are very powerful but cost 2 Spell slots to cast, one of the spells level and one just below.
Ascended Spells can be learned by any class but must be learned from an ascended tome.
Learning them does not count against your total number of spells known and they do not need to be prepared.
Weight: 1.5 lb
Tabel of Contents
Spells
- Apple Bees
- Beyblade
- Blight Flame Bomb
- Blight Flame Spire
- Blight Flame Swarm
- Blood Oath
- Burning Soul
- Carion thorns
- Chicken Attack
- Coldsnap
- Conjure Steve
- Consecrate Weapon
- Creeping Rot
- Death Beam
- Elemental Aegis
- Enslavement
- FitnessGram™ Pacer
- Force Shove
- Frigid Smite
- Frostspark Blade
- Frostspark Bolt
- Frostspark Storm
- Fruit from the Garden of Olives
- Go the fuck to sleep
- Greatsword Spike
- Hatch the Egg
- Ice Beam
- Iron Skin
- Iron Will
- Karmic Judgment
- Lightning Spear
- Mantra of Healing
- Moonlight Arrow
- Piercing Shot
- Placebo
- Power Word: Cringe
- Power Word: YEET
- Slow Polymorph
- Sol-rai's promised luck
- Sol-rai's Truth
- Summon Garlic Bread
- Team Trees
- Tempest Spear
- Vibe check
Potions
- 1-up potion
- Auto-Health
- Estus Flask
- Frost Fire Bottle
- G-ma's Lich Juice
- Garlic Bread Loaf
- Health Potion(Varies)
- Iron Skin Potion
- Moon Juice
- Nyquil Chicken
- Oak Skin Potion
- Oil of Decay
- Potion of Chaos
- Potion of Divinity
- Potion of Fire breath
- Potion of Galaxy Brain
- Potion of Growth
- Potion of Invisibility
- Potion of Lemon
- Potion of pass without trace
- Potion of Speed
- Potion of Water Breathing
- Stone Skin Potion
Ascended Spells
- #LifeHack
- Accelerate
- Anxiety
- Ascension
- Celestial Rebirth
- Conjure Night Drake
- Cosmic Missile
- Dragon Form
- Eclipse
- Entropy
- Eviscerate
- Fold Reality
- Forge Masters Seal
- Frostspark Bomb
- Genesis
- Hatch the Bigger Egg
- Hunters Sight
- Mind Wipe
- Moon Bomb
- No U
- Oblivion Beam
- Power Word Sit
- Radiant Spears
- Raise Dracolich Husk
- Raise Undead Army
- Resurrect Undead
- Second Sun
- Slow Time
- Smelt Metal
- Soul Forge(WIP)
- Soulhunt Scythe
- Storm Blast
- Storm of Swords
- Tieran's Protection
- Tornado
- Updrafts
- Wind Ward