Welcome to Edgy Pancakes
Fuck off. This is nothing but spoilers
Pre-game start:
The year is 4162. 20 years after the last campaign, in a different country, across the ocean.
All of you went through the same general event; it was at the end of the day. You were tired, you rented a room at an inn or something and laid down to rest.
Only to awaken less than 2 hours later to the sounds of screams, crackling fire, and heavy metal footsteps. Smoke began to fill the room, forcing you out, grabbing your pack as you went.
As you make it outside, you see the silhouettes of crusaders in the flame and soot-filled streets. The chaos around you is deafening, so you don't notice the man reeling back to strike you in the jaw until it's too late.
Next thing you know you all wake up in a large cell with several new scars and a splitting headache.
Like a hangover from a few weeks of drinking.
To re-cap: You don't know where you are, who took you, or what you've been doing.
Like a hangover from a few weeks of drinking.
To re-cap: You don't know where you are, who took you, or what you've been doing.
PC's captured by The Legion of Carnage. Being taken by zeppelin to be burned at the stake on the front lines as an intimidation tactic.First I need all of you to roll 3d20 for, ah, "plot reasons". If you get less than 10 total re-roll.
start
Describe cells, All items are in metal creates just out of reach.PC's are all in the cell next to each other
Magic locks. DC 25. Let them talk. Names, background, that stuff.
Zeplin is attacked, Room starts to sway, shouting above followed by a loud boom.
Followed by more shouting, grinding gears, shearing metal, and lots of smoke.
the prison block walls blow up and PC's are thrown into the bars, as the floor gives way.
What they roll for "plot reasons" is how many kilometers in the air they wake up. max 60 min 10 avg 31.
Land on a large stone platform with a big white pillar in the middle, Con save to not break bones (dc 7).
DC 18 to See Scarlet approaching, Blackout. Rescued by Scarlet.
https://fp.mythictable.com/invite/YK7XV9Wake up in local grave keepers house
"anyhow's, Names Findly, Marcus Findly. Don't get many visitors round here these days, not live ones anyway." *laughter*
{why?}
"Well, with the war on, not many people have time to ho-ner their dead."
{what war?}
"what do ya mean WaHt WaR, the war with those damn zee-lots from the rejoin of Ardnedge."
"Been going on 3 damn years!?"
{...}
"Those fuckers who-in owned that fucking blimp y'all fell out of!"
{why?}
"Well, with the war on, not many people have time to ho-ner their dead."
{what war?}
"what do ya mean WaHt WaR, the war with those damn zee-lots from the rejoin of Ardnedge."
"Been going on 3 damn years!?"
{...}
"Those fuckers who-in owned that fucking blimp y'all fell out of!"
"It's a day's walk and a steep climb to the rest of the wreck."
Opt are, fight 5 bandits. drops 2d6 gp each.
"Nearest towns half-a-day's walk thataway. Good ol' Town of Z-rul, got a nice bar there."
"oh and err... If'n y'all want revenge, yed best go talk with the Queen. Actually, Scarlet works for her, she might be yur best bet.
Quest get: Find Scarlet.(She's in Boznod)
If they got their stuff: Get attacked by 1 Zom-Bear on way to town.
Quest get: Find Scarlet.(She's in Boznod)
Scarlet: "well, well, well... if it isn't the lucky 5, I'm surprised all of you recovered so quickly, that was quite the fall. What can I do for you?
{Can we talk to the queen?}
Scarlet: "I can get you an audience but don't expect much. Oh, and the bitchy arrogance is just an act, she's got a reputation, ya know?
Scarlet: "Tickets to Bretbury aren't Cheap, you may need to take a few of those jobs." Points to the job board.
End Session 1, 5/8
Recap
Captured by The Legion of Carnage. Met vamp named scarlet, off to see the queen for revenge.Start
In Zrul.
Tavern Menu Bar 1: The Golden Wolves Owner: Morris LillyTavern Menu Bar 2: The Mellow Lute Inn Owner: Rollin Maiden
7. Better Armor Smith: Forge away Owner: Dorothy Doyle
Potions Drugs Alchemist: Ferocious Brewers Owner: Gaston Thorebourne
Store 1: The Old Nymph Owner: Della Murphy
Store 2: The Bronze Key Owner: Harlan Godkim
Quests
Free Candi from Sex Slaver.
End Session 2, 5/15
Recap
Arrived at town, Did Candi quest, learned min price for ticket is 100 GP(high/mid/low=225/150/75), off to see the queen for revenge.Start
In Zrul.
Have Scarlet show up again.Quests
A Griffon has been harassing local farms, kill it. Given by Gaston Tabiner
T-Rex Zom seen in woods, tracking travelers. kill it. (Tame the Pupper)
In Bretbury, Main Plot:
6 Bars, 3 Smiths, 3 Alchemists, 5 General Store, Castle.Scarlet It'll be a day or 2 before the ship leaves. --==-- you can see the queen, the war keeps her very busy. I got to go check in with some old associates of mine. oh and a bit of advice, don't stay at the ragin' flaggin, you'll just get robbed.
At Castle
Zurow: Hello, my name is Zurow A. Cornelius, Ex-Soul Hunter and Buttler to Her royal majesty, Queen Ereshkigal. This way, please.
Ereshkigal The lich Thuz'dhan is attempting to raise an army of undead to overthrow us.
While this is a regular thing for one of my liches to do,
The Grim Dark Alliance prevents us from using our standard approach.
Kill him without anyone knowing we sent you, then we will talk.
Zurow, Deal with our guests.
While this is a regular thing for one of my liches to do,
The Grim Dark Alliance prevents us from using our standard approach.
Kill him without anyone knowing we sent you, then we will talk.
Zurow, Deal with our guests.
Zurow: Yes, your magisty. If you would follow me, please.
Zurow: The queen has granted your party 2000 gp to spend on supplies for your quest. I recommend looking into better arms and armor as well as potions.
As for Transport, we have a ship that will take you to Alinrale. It will leave when you are ready.
Once you land at Alinrale you must make your way to pickinton,
Thurzdan's tower is a few days travel southeast of there.
Simply Destroy his current body and return with his broken skull.
Any questions? *Ignores questions and pushes them out the door* Good.
And try not to worry too much, Thurzdan's a pushover in a straight fight.
As for Transport, we have a ship that will take you to Alinrale. It will leave when you are ready.
Once you land at Alinrale you must make your way to pickinton,
Thurzdan's tower is a few days travel southeast of there.
Simply Destroy his current body and return with his broken skull.
Any questions? *Ignores questions and pushes them out the door* Good.
And try not to worry too much, Thurzdan's a pushover in a straight fight.
End Session 3, 5/23
Recap
Killed griffon, met sea friend, made it to Bretbury.Spoke to the queen, need more fame to receive aid.
Given 2000 gp for supplies and free passage to Alinrale.
Start
In Bretbury.
6 Bars, 3 Smiths, 3 Alchemists, 5 General Store, Castle. need to buy more stuff. Potions, Drugs, Weapons, Armor, Armor mods, Arrows. Quests A hoe has Tiefling baby. Dad(Gen'ric) won't pay child support. Lawsuit time/beat him up till he compliesSide Quests
Low
A talking snake wishes for you to bring him several sky-mice(bats) to eatSHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!
Free Candi
Kill Griffon
Go kill T-Rex Zombie
Mid
A hoe has Tiefling baby.Evil Baker guild
Help Sterio-type chef setup rasturaunt with wrong food
Goblin dungeon with goblin-tron
Take Elaira(Lyzira) to Horny Jail
Tame the Pupper
Build a Dungeon for a Lich
High
Go rescue a damsel in distress, there's a reason she's chained upFNAF but it's Teletubies
Kill an Optional Boss
Go through the dungeon they built
Vilantia
Jack of all Trades
You cannot take this feet if you have any levels in Bard.
When you take this feat, you can add half your proficiency bonus, rounded down, to any ability check you make that doesn't already include your proficiency bonus.
