Ten Hour Angry

Energy drink for barbarians, that keeps you angry for 10 hours. Contains defructulated Chuckaboo Honey, Aether, Phlogiston, Flavorant, Odorant, and Vitriol.  
CROGAAR NEED POTION TO KEEP CROGAAR ANGRY BUT ANGRY LONGER SO HIS MIGHTY AXE CAN SMASH! CROGAAR SAY YOU NEED! BUY TEN HOUR ANGRY NOW! GIVE CROGAAR YOUR SILVER!   Get Angry. Real Angry. Accept no substitutes. Shown to cause cancer and breast enlargement in some barbarians. Consume responsibly.
AI Stub 10 Hour Angry by ChatGPT 4.0 Plus / DALL-E
Item type
Consumable, Magical
Play on "5 hour energy"

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