Session 24: Flaming Minotaur

General Summary

The session began on Caldra 15, 2597 in early afternoon in Felhelm. The party went to the underground lair of the necromancer Kwrot. Taking a favor from Del (exchanging the Tome of Leadership with Del), they were teleported back to the The Violent Tips where they underwent the ritual. When it completed a battle ensued and the party slew the entire purple Raven Tribe (though the Necromancer disappeared). With the battle complete, Tork turned on his party.

Rejected Session Names

32% We Can Make It

Why Do You Think Like a Cop

Surely He Can't Be That Stupid

He's a Necromancer and He's Not Dead, So I'm Not Afraid

Tork Confused

Do Whatever Thing He Needs To Do

Might Need to Rob a Bank

Write To Your Father

I Have Plenty of Gold

A Lot of Touching Involved

I'm Not Dying Again

Not Many Ethical Ways to Get a Corpse

Not Going to Murder a Person, Can Get a Gnome or Something

Super Racist Against Small Creatures in General

Kale is More of a Man

I've Definitely Made Super Racist Remarks About Kale and Tork

Tork is Half Cow

Rodan's Racism Aside

Honestly Better When They Thought It Was a Sex Thing

Necrophiliamnacer

Gold Bars and Bones Have Different Melting Points

Wanted By All The Authorities

Only Rodan Spice is Wanted

Jailbreak Isn't A Crime

Want Some Jerky

CROT

If That is Human Jerky, I Will Kill

I Will Damn Your Soul

Have To Be A Fanatic About Canabalism

Fat People Jerky

I've Tried But I Have Too Many Ribs

Last Basement

Is Necromancy Really That Bad

I Don't Even Care About Fucking a Dead Body

"Well I Don't Really Care, He Is Kind of Creepy"

Revivify: I'm Not Really Familiar With That Spell

3000 Gold and a Bunch of Gold

I'm Already Using My Body for Things

Once You Have So Much Money, You're Inherently Evil Right?

Find an Evil Rich Person

Minotaurs Definitely Can Die

I Don't Think Del Wants to Die

Let's Just Start with the One

We Might Have to Commit Genocide or Something

I Only Have One Point

20 Bodies, That Is Doable

Krot with the Silent "W"

I Would Like to Die

Need to Drain at Least One Asshole

1 More Body

Body Dilemma

Test Run

Tork Has Unresolved Feelings About Mousen

I Agree with you 99%

We Don't Know the First Body

I Don't See the Difference Between 19 and 18

Buy in Bulk

I Don't Have a Death Wish

Gnomes, A Lot Easier to Transport in Bulk

But I Can Write Beautiful Calligraphy

Tork Draws Intricate Pictures

Tork Writes Wingdings

Not An Acceptable Trade

Committed Boyfriend Work

The Harmful Peaks, The Dangerous Pass

Offense Meant

Fully Intend on Killing This Guy

Let It Ring a Bit

Will Someone Hold Me, it's So Cold

I Have Standards

Later

Steer His Head

They Weren't People

Zorp

Bull's Eye

Barney Fuckers

I Would Call the Royal Guard On This Guy Too

I Guess When You're Immortal You Lose the Concept of Punctuality

I'm Trying to Shoot You in the Knee Again

You Consented

I Multiclassed, You Can't Undo That

If You All Bring A Body, That Works For Me

Going to Kill Their Slaves

Where Is Zorp

Zip-a-dee-doo

Are You Shipping This

Zirk Feels Deeply for Tork

We Are Bonded

Congratulations Tork

Divas

The Dead Always Consent

Did It To Himself, Not Worried About It

I'm Alive

You're Like a Big Sister

You're Like My Big Sisters

At What Cost

Atticus Archie Angie

It's Angelica Actually

Yet to See a Bigger Dick Attached to a Man

Dabbing

Bonded Could Have Had a Lot of Resolutions

I'm a Little Schoolgirl

Any of You Touch Me, You're Going to Jail

***Magic***

A Curse of Immortality Sounds Right Up Your Alley

We All Got to Not Die First

You Kill Me, I Hurt You

Save Krot for Me

What Will Atticus Do

Kale's Greatest Hits

Tork Says Die

Just Kale

I'm Going to Make This Super Quick

Cameel Is Attacking Tork

Report Date

22 Jun 2023