Session Reports

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Session 1: The Start of Something New

Report | Dec 28, 2022
Session 2: Sand Druid Parties are the Best Parties

Report | Jan 8, 2023
Session 3: Partners, Perytons, and Posh Inns

Report | Jan 5, 2023
Session 4: An Absolute Majesty

Report | Jan 12, 2023
Session 5: Marks

Report | Jan 23, 2023
Session 6: French is the New German, and Pesh is the New Pilf

Report | Jan 27, 2023
Session 6.1: Tork Gets a Pet

Report | Jan 30, 2023
Session 7: Canary in a Lead Mine

Report | Feb 2, 2023
Session 8: Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire

Report | Feb 16, 2023
Session 9: Tordan

Report | Feb 16, 2023
Session 10: No One Think of Being Old

Report | Mar 2, 2023
Session 11: Cameels, Demon Dolls, and Sand Hydras

Report | Mar 2, 2023
Session 12: The Ladder

Report | Mar 9, 2023
Session 13: Tork has Rod

Report | Mar 16, 2023
Session 14: Where Do We Redeem This for Our Prize?

Report | Apr 19, 2023
Session 15: Lick of Death

Report | Apr 20, 2023
Session 16: "Man"otaur

Generic article | Jul 13, 2023
Session 17: Atticus Fitzgerald and Rodan Spice - The Meat Men

Report | May 4, 2023
Session 18: 14% Is My Favorite Flavor

Report | May 11, 2023
Session 19: Who Is The Bigger Asshole

Report | May 24, 2023
Session 20: Which God Are We Trying to Kill?

Report | May 25, 2023
Session 21: I'll Get On My Hands and Knees

Report | Jun 1, 2023
Session 22: Have the French Ever Made Anything Good? Other than the Guillotine

Report | Jun 8, 2023
Session 23: Dead Pigs Don't Fear Scalding Water

Report | Jun 15, 2023
Session 24: Flaming Minotaur

Report | Jul 5, 2023
Session 25: Stop Trying to See My Weiner Tork

Report | Jul 7, 2023
Session 26: Kale The Parrot a.k.a. I Give Halflings About An Eighth of My Memory Capacity, So No I Don't Remember You

Report | Jul 13, 2023
Session 27: The Absolute Majesty II

Report | Jul 27, 2023
Session 28: The Only Thing That is Getting Nailed Is Your Mother

Report | Aug 3, 2023
Session 29: We Have A Gay Too

Report | Nov 30, 2023
Session 30: He's the Type of Guy who You Don't Understand How Good He Is Until He Is Gone and Some Way Worse Guy Shows Up

Report | Aug 17, 2023
Session 31: We Can Do Cannibalism Again

Report | Aug 30, 2023
Session 31.A I did fart in Brady's mouth a little bit

Report | Aug 29, 2023
Session 32: The Aztecs Were Butt Chuggers

Report | Aug 31, 2023
Session 33: How's That For Divine Intervention?

Report | Sep 8, 2023
Session 34: Lethargic Cantaloupe

Report | Sep 14, 2023
Session 34.A Fraternal Order of Geocachers

Report | Sep 24, 2023
Session 35: We're Celebrating Doing the Last Thing We Accomplished

Report | Sep 28, 2023
Session 36: A Logical Game Reason for Why Rodan Doesn't Check for Traps

Report | Oct 6, 2023
Session 37: I Graduated To Saying "No Condoms"

Report | Oct 12, 2023
Session 38: Adventuring Allows Tax Evasion Quite Easily

Report | Oct 19, 2023
Session 39: I Have a Specialty in Dad's

Report | Oct 26, 2023
Session 40: Fear the Pact of the Damned

Report | Nov 2, 2023
Session 41: An Accessory to Committing Atrocities

Report | Nov 14, 2023
Session 42: Melody, Natalie, Natasha, Nadine

Report | Nov 16, 2023
Session 43: A Call From Your Uber Driver They're Getting Evicted

Report | Dec 7, 2023
Session 44: Rodan DID NOT Finger That Corpse's Asshole

Report | Dec 14, 2023
Session 45: Usually I'd Touch Myself, But This Time Alena Will Touch Me

Report | Dec 21, 2023
Session 46: Can You Put One of Those In My Mouth Please?

Report | Jan 4, 2024
Session 47: The Motherwhore

Report | Jan 4, 2024
Session 48: Spread the Word and Spread Some Legs

Report | Jan 11, 2024
Session 49: Modestly Sized Hut

Report | Jan 18, 2024
Session 50: I Like to Gape

Report | Jan 25, 2024
Session 51: She's a Polyamorous Bi-Sexual, Something Like That

Report | Feb 7, 2024
Session 52: Transitive Property, Core Property Of Druidic Magic

Report | Feb 8, 2024
Session 53: Drow Slut Attack

Report | Feb 15, 2024
Session 54: Can't a Man Scry in Peace with His Pants Around His Ankles

Report | Feb 22, 2024
Session 55: We've Committed Atrocities For Far Less

Report | Feb 29, 2024
Session 56: Who Needs Atticus to Cause Mayhem?

Report | Mar 7, 2024
Session 57: There's No Way Camel Meat Can Be Good

Report | Mar 14, 2024
Session 58: Almost Makes Me Want to Die

Report | Mar 27, 2024
Session 59: We Needed Dirt, We Got Dirt, Now We're Ready to Go Home

Report | Mar 28, 2024
Session 60: The Chainsaw is for Self Defense

Report | Apr 11, 2024
Session 61: Tork: "Color Matters"

Report | Apr 18, 2024
Session 62: I Will Plant My Uncle's Seed

Report | May 2, 2024
Session 63: Somedays You Need a Good Gnome Kicking

Report | May 9, 2024
Session 64: Money, Execute, Fight Tork, More Money?

Report | May 16, 2024
Session 65: We're In the Guild Now, Officiate Our Wedding

Report | May 23, 2024
Session 66: A Little Bit More Than War

Report | May 30, 2024
Session 67: Huff My Vapors

Report | Jun 6, 2024
Session 68: Jandar Is Just as Hung as Zirk

Report | Jun 13, 2024
Session 69: We Didn't Have a Lot of Leverage, But I Feel We Made a Pretty Bad Deal...

Report | Jun 20, 2024
Session 70: I Fuck with Fanny Packs

Report | Jun 27, 2024
Session 71: Kale Doesn't Really Have Thumbs

Report | Jul 4, 2024
Session 72: The Second Great Depression, This Time Its Emotional

Report | Jul 11, 2024
Session 73: I've Killed a Lot of Squirrels in the War

Report | Jul 18, 2024
Session 74: What's Halfway Between a Son & a Pet?

Report | Aug 1, 2024
Session 75: Cause I'm the Fucking Messiah

Report | Aug 8, 2024
Session 76: Piss, Holy Water, or Blood?

Report | Aug 15, 2024
Session 77: Atticus Fitzgerald the First the Worst

Report | Aug 22, 2024
Session 78: Everyone Thinks Kale is a Piece of Shit

Report | Aug 29, 2024
Session 79: The Benefactor Followed the Stand Your Ground Laws

Report | Sep 5, 2024
Session 80: Using the Foreskin is Generally Not a Good Idea

Report | Sep 12, 2024
Session 81: You Are the True Altar of the Titans

Report | Sep 19, 2024
Session 82: I'm Into Polygamy

Report | Oct 3, 2024
Session 83: RCAN's Special Goop

Report | Oct 10, 2024
Session 84: George Lucas is a Fuck

Report | Oct 17, 2024
Session 85: Mionr

Report | Oct 24, 2024
Session 86: I Think I Might Be a God

Report | Oct 31, 2024

Session Reports

World Codex

Session 1: The Start of Something New

Session 2: Sand Druid Parties are the Best Parties

Session 3: Partners, Perytons, and Posh Inns

Session 4: An Absolute Majesty

Session 5: Marks

Session 6: French is the New German, and Pesh is the New Pilf

Session 6.1: Tork Gets a Pet

Session 7: Canary in a Lead Mine

Session 8: Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire

Session 9: Tordan

Session 10: No One Think of Being Old

Session 11: Cameels, Demon Dolls, and Sand Hydras

Session 12: The Ladder

Session 13: Tork has Rod

Session 14: Where Do We Redeem This for Our Prize?

Session 15: Lick of Death

Session 16: "Man"otaur

Session 17: Atticus Fitzgerald and Rodan Spice - The Meat Men

Session 18: 14% Is My Favorite Flavor

Session 19: Who Is The Bigger Asshole

Session 20: Which God Are We Trying to Kill?

Session 21: I'll Get On My Hands and Knees

Session 22: Have the French Ever Made Anything Good? Other than the Guillotine

Session 23: Dead Pigs Don't Fear Scalding Water

Session 24: Flaming Minotaur

Session 25: Stop Trying to See My Weiner Tork

Session 26: Kale The Parrot a.k.a. I Give Halflings About An Eighth of My Memory Capacity, So No I Don't Remember You

Session 27: The Absolute Majesty II

Session 28: The Only Thing That is Getting Nailed Is Your Mother

Session 29: We Have A Gay Too

Session 30: He's the Type of Guy who You Don't Understand How Good He Is Until He Is Gone and Some Way Worse Guy Shows Up

Session 31: We Can Do Cannibalism Again

Session 31.A I did fart in Brady's mouth a little bit

Session 32: The Aztecs Were Butt Chuggers

Session 33: How's That For Divine Intervention?

Session 34: Lethargic Cantaloupe

Session 34.A Fraternal Order of Geocachers

Session 35: We're Celebrating Doing the Last Thing We Accomplished

Session 36: A Logical Game Reason for Why Rodan Doesn't Check for Traps

Session 37: I Graduated To Saying "No Condoms"

Session 38: Adventuring Allows Tax Evasion Quite Easily

Session 39: I Have a Specialty in Dad's

Session 40: Fear the Pact of the Damned

Session 41: An Accessory to Committing Atrocities

Session 42: Melody, Natalie, Natasha, Nadine

Session 43: A Call From Your Uber Driver They're Getting Evicted

Session 44: Rodan DID NOT Finger That Corpse's Asshole

Session 45: Usually I'd Touch Myself, But This Time Alena Will Touch Me

Session 46: Can You Put One of Those In My Mouth Please?

Session 47: The Motherwhore

Session 48: Spread the Word and Spread Some Legs

Session 49: Modestly Sized Hut

Session 50: I Like to Gape

Session 51: She's a Polyamorous Bi-Sexual, Something Like That

Session 52: Transitive Property, Core Property Of Druidic Magic

Session 53: Drow Slut Attack

Session 54: Can't a Man Scry in Peace with His Pants Around His Ankles

Session 55: We've Committed Atrocities For Far Less

Session 56: Who Needs Atticus to Cause Mayhem?

Session 57: There's No Way Camel Meat Can Be Good

Session 58: Almost Makes Me Want to Die

Session 59: We Needed Dirt, We Got Dirt, Now We're Ready to Go Home

Session 60: The Chainsaw is for Self Defense

Session 61: Tork: "Color Matters"

Session 62: I Will Plant My Uncle's Seed

Session 63: Somedays You Need a Good Gnome Kicking

Session 64: Money, Execute, Fight Tork, More Money?

Session 65: We're In the Guild Now, Officiate Our Wedding

Session 66: A Little Bit More Than War

Session 67: Huff My Vapors

Session 68: Jandar Is Just as Hung as Zirk

Session 69: We Didn't Have a Lot of Leverage, But I Feel We Made a Pretty Bad Deal...

Session 70: I Fuck with Fanny Packs

Session 71: Kale Doesn't Really Have Thumbs

Session 72: The Second Great Depression, This Time Its Emotional

Session 73: I've Killed a Lot of Squirrels in the War

Session 74: What's Halfway Between a Son & a Pet?

Session 75: Cause I'm the Fucking Messiah