General Summary
Rejected IRL Session Names
FRIDAY
It's easy to pee
My alarm is a nuclear emergency alert
I don't give a shit about being tired at work
2nd Hand Cringe
Which of these people is high?
I've had people in sex
Then it caught on fire... Bad
So many shining endorsements about your dick
Elephant Graveyard
It Makes Me Sad Everytime I Drive Back
3/5, that's too much
I only burp once or twice a year
Yes, I have bitches of course
You are the fourth person that is discussing fucking my asshole tonight
I need to find some bitch to bring
She technically had an abortion
I can fill you up with my urine if you want
No, but this has to do with masturbation
Little boys been jizzing in the sink
I don't kiss my mother
he might eat your enchilada
Ma enchilada is for sale
I'm saving my enchilada for my former Spanish teacher
That's Walter, he's our local wizard
Engorgio, now you've got to lay down
Crusaders Kings?
<blank space - alcohol>
if I pee outside, you're going to try to look at my weiner.
I offered him ass
What ass play is I think is subjective
if Tyler fucks Tyler, is it considered masturbation?
This is how I like to walk around my block
I shave my chest, I shave my stomach, and I shave my balls
I think God put dinosaurs on the earth to make us hard
I'm actually back to being a Catholic now
I'm too high to feel the Lord
I'm not mad, I'm disappointed
The problem is your White
If only I could be more black
there's an entire subreddit dedicated to sink pissers
I screamed amazing Grace
He found out where the clitoris was when he got a bootleg version of Operation
Everyone is too worried about my cock and ass tonight
I'm jumping and humping, I'm doing it all
Would you like to see how it feels Mommy? get ready to die.
I only take choking at 0%
I can't walk in a straight line, but I can drive a car
Why Hitler is right
All toads are wizards
You can take your aluminum cans to St Mary's
I'm not going to touch your weiner bare hands to cock
there's been a lot of talk about touching cocks tonight
Was he gay for Abraham Lincoln?
bitch drowned in a creek
I'm so drunk that it's basically Play-Doh down there
I'm still down to do whatever
oh my gosh he said I love you
I could bang Siamese twins right now
Are you saying we're all going to be swingers now?
No one's been gardening recently
You're fat, you need to join my hockey league
Cornbread, gravy, killing brown people
someone put me on a registry, because I'm about to fuck these kids
You guys want to sword fight? *Three unzips*
I'm going to pee 3 minutes early
SATURDAY
It's not my job to clean up the bathroom cornbread
Indent. I don't think we can call them that anymore. Native depression.
I want them to know I'm not one of them
it's not gay if you don't reach completion
it's kind of like saying a car is different from a Hyundai sonata
if our food system collapses, can I still get cheeseburger
I like my coffee how I like my men, nowhere near my dick
Why did we stop having concubines, I want more concubines
jizzing for Jesus
This is why some people need to be bullied
How do you think Jesus masturbated?
I won't share a boat with a spider
welcome to Alabama, did you bring your cousin or do they already live here?
We're in the same price range as when you wanted me to stick the bottle of ranch in my ass
The new Xbox is going to cost you two bottles of ranch up the ass, if you know what I mean
spiders are like magnets, no one knows how they work
when I start air humping, I'm bored
it's women's equality day? It's also national dog Day
China Buffet
Clitorally Labeled
They don't flush toilet down the toilet
My idea is how do we incorporate swordplay into this for a little bit more fun
Autoerotic asphyxiation with a grabber tool
I want to get kicked out for once for eating too much, and not for doing the Asian voice
This is part of the infection
That was psychotically fast
Dry Rub
You're such a basic white bitch
Shots at the Chinese
You're too drive to high
Gain in back, I don't like it
Andrew Garfield, the guy who played Spider-Man, my favorite president
I'm technically a virgin because I've never came
The Catholic Church, sponsoring the female orgasm
They all look the same
Sea shanties drop my panties
Possum laying in a bird bath wearing a ski mask
If you go in to lick his tongue...
Loaded Crow tokens
There was another racially motivated shooting today, when are you two going to get high?
That's a Ritz guarantee
Pet me daddy one more time I swear, until I burst out my underwear
How hard, how long?
Mad mag, always trying to get us to touch her vag
goats, young and supple and probably tender
Goats are like unicorns, except they've got two horns, and they're backwards, and they're not horses, they're nothing like unicorns.
anyone who falls behind will be abandoned
I don't want to ever be a druid, I hate plants
The only thing Rodan's afraid of is being poor
I heard the trolls eat ass
I finally took one to the face
I think impotence is a choice, I think there's a spider in my ass crack
You're going to have to show your doctor your butthole
is this a bug bite or a hemorrhoid?
What if I farted? Would that help a little bit too?
only if you fart from your lungs
I'm haunted by that ass crack though
Does everyone feel marijuana? All the hot sauce is on this last piece
You spent half your dinner staring at that fish. Actually it was staring at me.
I ate my sandwich weird
double date kind of stuck it in there for me
He keeps his toenail sharp in case he loses both of his arms so he can still do cocaine
I need pictures of Spider-Man and I need them now
First person to fall asleep gets jerked off and loses
You win and lose at the same time
Egyptian Rat Fuck
He's resetting all his inputs to make a true free will decision
SUNDAY
Back in my day, it was just the Siberian orchestra
If you want to smoke weed and go on a hike, that's the one you need to use
Hard wood
Intern and another person under me
The difference was candy
Sexuality is a sine wave
Back in my gayday
Birds, Blood, Buy Nothing
diabetes is a choice
It makes sense to not dream if I don't have a thot in my head
it's way better to horrifically kill the rats for the ecosystem
I would have loved to ride a passenger pigeon instead of a plane
I don't think he likes my foreskin being that close to his face
I would make Al Capone look like a saint
You don't want to have an empty stomach when your creator sends you to hell
I watch it for the plot, I fast forward through the sex scenes
all vampires are gay
well now I need to go learn about Snake dicks
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