Session 34.A Fraternal Order of Geocachers

General Summary

Rejected IRL Session Names
FRIDAY:

Fuck a dick

He can talk to people because he was a white guy

do not circle her, she's underage

See obits

relies on support for breast cancer, hopefully also relies on medicine

My dad has 82 first cousins

8" Brownies with Nuts

First order of business, come up with parliamentary rules

To second emotion, you have to slap the person who made the motion

October is breast awareness month

Women are expected to develop breast during the course of their lifetime

This woman died on my birthday

Effingham United States is my home now

that baby is going to grow up with a breastless mother

I don't care about anyone who was born in Decatur

a lot of people died on my birthday

Gary Spike, Spiker, 69, nice, died on September 2

The blue ones give you plus five shield

Chicken Drumsticks 69¢ nice per pound

We rewrote the newspaper

I can't feel the cork

Some cork got past the strainer

It doesn't make it better going fast

We're ready to play this game, but until then we're going to sexualize the elderly

What do I have in my pocket? Oh a potato.

Raw Potato

I was trying not to stare at her natural twenties

We haven't toasted a single thing tonight, just stared into each other's eyes

He's too fat to struggle

it's okay, it's okay, it's okay

If you want to call what I'm about to do to cuddling...

All the bugs go to where they deserve, hell

I fairly progressive on a lot of issues, but if your dad's eating raw potatoes, he needs to go to jail

He's an editor now, no longer just Clayton

once we start our fraternal Order/cult, we need a newspaper

to us it'll be a fraternal order, to the rest of the members it'll be a cult

snowboarding is where you board on snow

bbq sauce on my titties

I think even if you had said Hawaiian, it would still be offensive

It said hermit, not Hawaiian

I'm trying to feel your teeth, what do your teeth feel like?

The penis is basically just a big blood balloon

How do I see my friends?

I can go through Jackie to get to Jim

I only talk to your mom because she's close to your dad

You have to start with something long, like a hot dog

I fired a blank in your cat

Shane never let me suck his dick

it's not my urine, I can tell you that was a high level of confidence, but not 100%

Just as effective as a cab driver

Just as effective as a chiropractor, and I mean that literally

If I come - Brady

wow, you're property

Chewbacca secretly a neo-Nazi with some surprisingly insightful intersectional takes on indigenous appropriation of two spirit peoples

If I'm signaling, I want the stick

pushing a Latino out of your seat

If you want some lobe action, I'm not necessarily enjoying it, but whatever

too far inside

walking to warrick county

SATURDAY:

I might have to get off

You sleep on your back with my dick in your mouth. I don't sleep on my back

Cat-ural Appropriation

Hitler had some good points as a political view, yeah we try to change him

This reminds me of high school, teabagging

Sean Ankenbrandt is married and therefore Nick whetstone is not engaged

that was a day for God, you couldn't be involved

stop holding on, let go

do you have any idea how much money it's costing your family to keep you alive?

If I wanted tapioca pudding, I would go to the Chinese buffet

Ian bought a cat from the buffet

Bones are tissues too

Redistribution of lead

I'm not a master painter, I'm a masturbator

I've never fully understood how to integrate them in

Iwould love to add something to your pocket, it's my penis

there's a garbage right there (points at Clayton)

This gun isn't exactly precise to the nipple

I know that he is trying to kill me

that seems like a guy that needs a possessed camel

You can't pull punches on the girlfriend, you just got to kill em

The dead don't have autonomy over their bodies

I only go out to eat in the Effingham area high

so I'm now a drug mule

Crave the D

I'm collecting the skulls of every animal

two of each, one male one female

*points at a green field* is chartreuse a shade of black?

We got a bar to get to. For lunch!

Danny's sauce is on multiple items

No, she basically let me do it.

kinda thick

asking them to cut cheese

I feel like this is only a small step above astrology

I basically dosed myself with Adderall

that's usually where I put my bone

I think there's a rule from the bureaucracy, but I think the necromancy would still work (communion)

I won't put that in your mouth

The Big Oral King

First Baptist Church, I doubt it

I want a pretzel

She's going to put some ones in for me

can you taste the doctor?

one man's junk is another man's junk

I really want the duck, but it's just not practical for me right now

I'm not the egg guy, stop asking me for eggs

Adult males can eat things more than a footlong

I get First choice for fish, that would be huge for me

Don't try to put it in my pants, You're not sneaky

I hope I come strong in the middle of you

I will watch him after he deflates

Your abnormally dark... in the opposite direction

Don't, don't, leave me alone

She wants you

Suck it

Can you fuck Brady with yellow?

God damn goats

He doesn't want to do anal, he just wants to peg me

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Report Date

24 Sep 2023