Session 70: I Fuck with Fanny Packs
General Summary
The session began in the midday sunlight on BranchForth 17, 2597 outside of the Benefactor's Estate on the East Coast of the Poissar Alliance. The party spent time in conversation about where the ancient cities might be and what their next steps should be (including if they should just do as the Benefactor asked). Atticus took time to regather himself and was able to remember of the ancient drow cities tied together under the ancient forests in the southern portion of the Fisk Empire. They had long since been abandoned prior to the Departure, but the cause is unknown.
With this, the party decided to head back to the Ancient Forest of Silan and search in the ruins of Silan for an entrance to the underdark. They split into groups searching the subterranean city and eventually Zirk and Jandar found a passage down by knocking over a building to reveal a very narrow passage within a wall. Alena Birch and Rodan Spice went down the 18" wide stairs first with Alena Birch activating a falling rock trap and Rodan Spice disarming the second of these. Eventually the narrow passage ran into a great tunnel, 30' wide and heading down at a consistent grade. While following, Tork briefly attempted to eat a torch to his detriment.
The party then continued down deeper into the tunnel. Nothing happened the first day of travel and near the end of the second day, perhaps a bit drunk, perhaps just unable to be perfect, Rodan Spice missed a trap that knocked three party members unconscious. With this Alena Birch forcibly took his wine and then put it in the extraplanar room for the night while barring Rodan Spice. Rodan Spice however convinced Jandar to get the wine for him and managed to have it without Alena Birch's knowledge due to her... distraction... Atticus
After a third day of travel, the party found themselves on a precipice looking out into cavernous blackness. Alena Birch then discovered Rodan Spice's return of his wine, and while upset, still agreed to allow him in the room so Wren could carry the party down to the ground in the plane while the party took a long rest. Ariata first cleared the floor as safe. From here Tork led the way (almost off a cliff) and eventually into the ruins of a city. After going for half an hour, they came across a 10' tooth, and shortly afterwards, a 100' long jawbone belonging to the largest creature any of them had ever witnessed. They went around its side (1000' long and with a double spinal column) and saw a yellow campfire at the tail. Alena Birch gave Atticus the gift of tongues and he went up to the spider like creature and said "evening". At this point it jerked suddenly towards him, ending the session. The next session will begin in the ruined ancient city in the underdark in the morning on BranchForth 20, 2597.
Losing Ren Faire Virginity
I Can Pick Up a Wren
Insulted My Culture
What We're Cuming On
Super Violent Like His Dad
Open a Bookstore
Vaulted
So Are We Just Going to Follow Those Directions???
Trying to Get Us Fucking Killed?
Kale Isn't Scared of the Benefactor
Charles Atticus Fitzgerald the First the Worst
He Doesn't Know About the Rocks
Just a Man
Assuming He's Not Borderline Omnipotent
I Wasn't Just Crying from My Eyes
Lighter Pieces of the Altar
We Had This Weird Guy With Us
Drinking Competition With Us
Drows Are Not Minotaurs
All Elves Don't Know Each Other
Dark Elves
If We Don't Figure This Out, I'm Going to Start Digging
How Much You Touch Yourself For
Atticus Pulls More Pussy
Tork Knows Who Torks Father Is
Skormp Fell Four Days Ago
Digging Up Holes & Digging Up
Dig Less
Favored Terrain of the Bedroom
I Would Know If It Was Triggered
Start Underground
Is There a Tree in the Forest?
One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Minotaur
Worker Protections
You Ruined Something for the Entire World
I'm Not Even Drunk Yet, It's Not Time to Sleep
I Have Moon Prepared
Rodan's Ass in Kale's Mind for a Month
Crossing the Streams
These People Probably Think the Ippocis is Flat
Shape of the World
Air Shoveling
I'm Going to Look for Stairs That Go Down
Kale Yes
Alena Tags An Ancient Ruin
How Tight in There?
Return of the Parrot Kale
Cast Lantern
Atticus is Going Down
What Are You Smoking
Tork Eats a Torch
Benefactor Issues
Secret Tunnel
I'm Disappointed
I'm Damned Drunk, Gotta Be Break Time
HotBoxing a Demon
First Instinct is to Consume This
Monetize Smoking the Jar
Atticus is a Screamer
I Don't Know This Tree
He Was Drunk and Missed a Trap
I'm Not Dead, I'm Just Mostly Dead
Your Literal Job is Checking for Traps
Aerobics
What the Fuck?!?
God, Just Let Me Keep the Wine
Jandar Doesn't Count
Atticus Always Goes Down
He's Got the Little Hut
I Think I Can Quit Cold Turkey
Ariata Explores
Sometimes I Just Don't See Traps
10' Tooth
I Sure Hope That's Not Part Cow
Tums Mixed with Blood, My Favorite
Lick a Cow, Don't Eat One...
With this, the party decided to head back to the Ancient Forest of Silan and search in the ruins of Silan for an entrance to the underdark. They split into groups searching the subterranean city and eventually Zirk and Jandar found a passage down by knocking over a building to reveal a very narrow passage within a wall. Alena Birch and Rodan Spice went down the 18" wide stairs first with Alena Birch activating a falling rock trap and Rodan Spice disarming the second of these. Eventually the narrow passage ran into a great tunnel, 30' wide and heading down at a consistent grade. While following, Tork briefly attempted to eat a torch to his detriment.
The party then continued down deeper into the tunnel. Nothing happened the first day of travel and near the end of the second day, perhaps a bit drunk, perhaps just unable to be perfect, Rodan Spice missed a trap that knocked three party members unconscious. With this Alena Birch forcibly took his wine and then put it in the extraplanar room for the night while barring Rodan Spice. Rodan Spice however convinced Jandar to get the wine for him and managed to have it without Alena Birch's knowledge due to her... distraction... Atticus
After a third day of travel, the party found themselves on a precipice looking out into cavernous blackness. Alena Birch then discovered Rodan Spice's return of his wine, and while upset, still agreed to allow him in the room so Wren could carry the party down to the ground in the plane while the party took a long rest. Ariata first cleared the floor as safe. From here Tork led the way (almost off a cliff) and eventually into the ruins of a city. After going for half an hour, they came across a 10' tooth, and shortly afterwards, a 100' long jawbone belonging to the largest creature any of them had ever witnessed. They went around its side (1000' long and with a double spinal column) and saw a yellow campfire at the tail. Alena Birch gave Atticus the gift of tongues and he went up to the spider like creature and said "evening". At this point it jerked suddenly towards him, ending the session. The next session will begin in the ruined ancient city in the underdark in the morning on BranchForth 20, 2597.
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Report Date
27 Jun 2024
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