KaBoominator
Since the Bardagi are a rather anarchistic and unestablished people group with permanence being a hilarious dream, the idea of a profession is a strange brew of hope and desperation.
The KaBoominator then, is less a true profession with retirement funds and benefits than a tired attempt to succeed in conquering a new place to live with less infantile and vicious gods.
Career
Qualifications
Survive the Plasma Plains and Glitter Geysers of Bardaga long enough and boom, kaboom!
Be passionate and follow-able.
Believe in a better world... admittedly this sounds like some form of greeting card hopefulness, but it does matter, as the KaBoominator's faith in a better place to be is the emotional charge to the Gaaagh's myriad magics. In truth, it takes the faith of a warrior as strong and mighty as Minitron to become the 'Boom' in KaBoominator. The strength of him to rip apart the thick veil between worlds and dive forth into the dark.
Other Benefits
First into Danger! First to Prove You're Tough!
Perception
Purpose
To hold so strong and fast to the idea that more suitable worlds exist, that the KaBoominator helps power the Gaaagh magic to get there. Part of this belief is the hope there are better places than Bardaga. I do wonder, as much as a magic book can wonder, how difficult it was for Minitron to hold true? When Bardaga was all he and the other Bardagi knew, what pushed him to believe so fervently in the safety he'd find on the other side?
And once there, the might to lead the ragtag Bardagi war band in a glorious war to stay wherever they find. Their survival was at stake, their entire species relied on the willpower of one warrior, a man too tough to die even under the threat of annihilation when he got to that other side and found none other than Ares Mars Olympia and Leonidas Olympia waiting.
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