Kaptin Toofless' Teefless Gitz

The following is recovered information from Tales from Da Big Black. An orkish book of legends. The book was recovered by Inquisitor Drathian and its translated contents can be found below.

Structure

Da Kaptin is da Kaptin, an’ dat makes ‘im da boss. Afta da Kaptin comes First Mate Grot Eata. Den, cause da Kaptin is so klever, he made da rest of ‘is mega nobz as da rest of ‘is first mates so’s dat deyz feel important and loyal to da Kaptin. Da Kaptin takes any boy, grot, or squig dat pays da charta price an iz smart enough to know who da Kaptin is.

Culture

While da boyz is all Goffs, an’ deys all fights like Goffs, da boss ‘as been learnin’ from dem other boyz like da Blood Axes an’ dem Freebooterz. While da boss an’ ‘is meganobz go right up da middle, he uses fancy teleportas an’ trukk boyz to get ‘round da enemy an’ krump ‘em like dey never thought deyz could be krumped. Da hard drinkin an’ da freebootin lifestyle ‘ave made Toofless’ boyz a bit less serious dan most Goffs normally is.

History

Kaptin Toofless earned ‘is name afta he challenged Thraka, an’ got alls of ‘is teef punched down ‘is throat (Dey grew back, but it was still a mite embarrassin’). Now, da Kaptin weren’t too pleased bout dat. So, he takes a few of ‘is Boyz, like Mekamek an’ Grot Eater, an’ he goes tearin’ off into da galaxy lookin’ fer a good scrap where he can fight, get bigga, an’ ‘ead right back to that big zoggin’ bastuhd Thraka an’ put ‘iz teef down ‘iz throat!

Armageddon

Da Teefless Gitz weren’t always teefless. Dey started out as da Iron Horns, an’ dey wuz a terror on Armageddon, let me tellz ya. Now, da Horns wuz win in’ an’ winnin’ an’ winnin, stompin’ dem humies gud. Da boss, (he used to be Gazog Iron Horn, hence da name) started to look at Thraka, an’ seein’ dat he wuz playin’ wif ‘iz food cuz he liked dat humie Yarrick so much. Now, a gud fight is great, an sometimes itz nice to have an enemy youz know can fight. But da boss thought Thraka was goin’ soft so’s he foughts him, an’ since we’z follow da boss, we foughts Thraka’s boys while da boss wuz fighting Thraka. Now it was a krumpin to end all krumpin, right gud fight it wuz. But see, da boss lost ‘ard an’ he didn’t take it well, so now he’z tryin’ to get bigger and badder than Thraka.

First Encountered:
M41
Homeworld:
Armageddon
Classification:
Freeboota Fleet
Kaptin:
Toofless
Kultur: 
Goffs
Colours:
Rust, Dark Red and Yellow