Ozzo
Warchief and Emperor of the Obsidian Clan Ozzo (a.k.a. OZZO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!)
"Da biggust. Da baddest. Da meanust." - Ozzo
Ozzo is a full-blooded Orc barbarian that is quite literally the embodiment of chaos, as one would expect of an Orc. Yet smashing, raping and pillaging is not all Ozzo stands for, as he is a true master of the arts. It is Ozzo's lifelong mission to make the world a better place, and his contribution to a better world is spreading music. The sweet and delicate sounds of smashing skulls, enemies choking on their own blood, and of course a plethora of insults to hurl at everything that moves. Armed with nothing but two warhammers and a powerful voice, he can always be found at the frontline of the battle smashing the genitals of the biggest and meanest looking enemies, as he is truly the biggest, the baddest, and the meanest.
Tenets of Faith
Ozzo can not be described as a religious person, as he does not understand this concept. However, as every mortal in the realm, he too is moved by forces beyond his comprehension. In his case, Da Big Un.
Divine Goals & Aspirations
Nobody knows what Da Big Un wants, or what motivates him, as Da Big Un is one of the many not understood mysteries of Aurleen.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Healthy and fit
Body Features
Huge and muscular, yet his scars reveal the time when died together with Astrid d'Arcy in their fight with the Khorne Demons.
Facial Features
Ugly
Identifying Characteristics
Battle scars from many fights, most prominently the big round scar on his back and chest where a flaming sword pierced his chest.
Special abilities
Ozzo has the so-called orcish power of belief. Reality can sometimes warp around Ozzo, merely because Ozzo believes it does. This allows him to cast illusions and telepathically talk to creatures, although Ozzo himself has absolutely no clue that he is doing all of that as he simply believes it is as such.
Apparel & Accessories
Two Warhammers. Skulls, and other memorabilia that he wears as trophies on his belt
Specialized Equipment
Ozzo is in possesion of the Crown of Kings (which he believes makes him emperor) and the Waaaaaaaaaaagh banner, which is a normal banner made out of human remains. However, Ozzo believes it grants him special powers, so it does.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Ozzo was born in an orc tribe. As an Orcling he proved himself to be different than the others, as he was making an 'art' out of killing. This placed him close to the orc Shaman, who saw a strong connection to da Big Un. This shaman learned Ozzo the way of the warlock, yet this proved fatal for the shaman as Ozzo soon killed his mentor by smashing his skull with a drum stick. Ozzo soon left the tribe and started wandering the kingdom. During this time, Ozzo saw a personification of da Big Un, telling Ozzo to go to a nearby human town. Ozzo was displeased by this message and tried to smash da Big Un. His eyes however were deceived, as it was an illusion. Instead of da Big Un, he killed a knight of Redmond on his way to Camp Fosfor. He was captured by the accompanying party and used as a training practice enemy in camp Fosfor. Ozzo proved to be a tough opponent, as no one was able to beat him in his rage. That was until he was confronted by The Obsidian. Naevydia managed to calm Ozzo with her music, and her chaotic and lively nature resonated with his being. He was adopted by the group and is now a valuable member of the Obsidian Tribe as Ozzo calls it.
Gender Identity
Orc
Sexuality
Anything that moves
Education
None
Employment
Ozzo is currently a member of The Obsidian, which is in service of King Graham.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Failures & Embarrassments
Ozzo died during the Battle of the Crater together with Astrid d'Arcy.
Intellectual Characteristics
Ozzo does not have remarkable intellect
Morality & Philosophy
Ozzo does not understand the concept of morality.
Taboos
Ozzo does not understand the concept of taboos
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Ozzo does not give a **** about anyone or anything except for himself and his music, and perhaps for his now new tribe, the Obsidians. He does not refrain from eating children, antagonizing kings and generals, randomly attacking bystanders, raping, pillaging, soliciting prostitutes, stealing, arson, etc.
Likes & Dislikes
Likes: Naevydia, members of The Obsidian, King Graham.
Dislikes: pretty much everything else
Virtues & Personality perks
It is quite impossible to attribute any sort of virtue to Ozzo
Vices & Personality flaws
Ozzo is a bit hot-tempered and unpredictable.
Personality Quirks
Ozzo has a quirk where he smashes skulls
Hygiene
Ozzo does not understand the concept of hygiene
Social
Religious Views
Ozzo is not a religious Orc, although he is plagued by Da Big 'un, a mysterious entity that is sometimes affiliated with Orc religion.
Social Aptitude
Ozzo can be described as socially retarded, quite literally. He is, however, very intimidating, which does help Ozzo in social settings from time to time.
Mannerisms
It is said that anyone that has ever met Ozzo has tinnitus. Yet these are the lucky ones, as they have survived the encounter with this orc
Wealth & Financial state
Ozzo does not understand the concept of wealth
Alignment
Chaotic Neutral/Evil
Species
Honorary & Occupational Titles
- Da Biggust
- Da Baddust
- Da Meanust
Age
33
Date of Birth
361
Birthplace
Somewhere near the Lonely Mountain in the Grizzly Hills
Children
Gender
Male
Eyes
Green
Hair
Dark Brown/black
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Green
Height
6'1"
Weight
287 pounds
Quotes & Catchphrases
- "Ozzo is da baddest, da biggust, and da meanust!"
- "Weaklings!"
- "You look tasty little hummie" - Ozzo when trying to eat a human child
- "Ozzo make muzig by smashing the skullz of enemies!"
- "WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
- "You. me. smash. outside, beard woman"
- "Ozzo first, blue hummie second!"
Aligned Organization
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