Bawler the Crow
Well a tom cat sittin' on a bale of hay
And a griffon sittin' on the ground
I went and fetched the griffon's tail
And they went around and around and around
They went around and around
It's the same old tale that the crow told me
Way down yonder by the ancient war tree
It's the same old tale that the crow told me
Way down yonder by the ancient war tree
Well I had an old cow and she slobbered so bad
I spent all my money that I ever had
I went and asked the doctor what to do about it
He said I'd have to teach the old cow how to spit
He said I'd have to teach the old cow how to spit
It's the same old tale that the crow told me
Way down yonder by the ancient war tree
It's the same old tale that the crow told me
Way down yonder by the ancient war tree
Well a humpback man went to a balatar war
Couldn't lift a shield but he still knew the score
The Sheriff swing a baton with a mighty whack
Sheriff whacked the hump off of the humpback's back
He whacked the hump off the humpback's back
It's the same old tale that the crow told me
Way down yonder by the ancient war tree
It's the same old tale that the crow told me
Way down yonder by the ancient war tree
Well I just found out why ham's so high
There's only two hind legs on a hog that's why
But cross a hog with an octopus and ham will come down
It'll be hog in the middle and ham all around
It's the same old tale that the crow told me
Way down yonder by the ancient war tree
It's the same old tale that the crow told me
Way down yonder by the ancient war tree
Divine Domains
Trickery, Arcana, Light
Holy Books & Codes
Divine Symbols & Sigils
Avid followers of Bawler wear black feathers, either in their caps or as talismans around their necks.
Tenets of Faith
Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story
Divine Goals & Aspirations
Bawler's goal is to complete the Shanties of Freedom, which are both infinite and indefinite.
Relationships
History
Bawler and Tom Fool are frenemies of the highest caliber. They constantly foil one another's plans, cause chaos in their followers, and their one-upmanship game is legendary bordering on mythological.
History
Bawler and Cinderswipe are locked in a hard-to-get romantic cycle of pursuit and playful rejection.
History
Bawler and Longear were both considered for the role of sovereign, but Bawler's arrogance saw him denied the throne. Bawler just told everyone he was king anyway and has played jester to Longear ever since.
History
Bawler was chosen by the Scoundrel for his inability to sing, his wild tales, and his love of the con.
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