Honhi Wildbone
Deputy Honhi Wildbone (a.k.a. Honey)
"Despite popular opinion, Honey is not on the guard force only because she would be the town drunk otherwise. She is on the guard force because of what she did in the Doomed Crusade. I won't tell you what that is, that's not my place. I will just tell you that you owe her more than you realize, and I won't suffer through hearing any more of your busybody tonguewagging about her."
~Ellayne Warbough, Sheriff of Alcedene
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
Honhi is a muscular woman with a lantern jaw and scars that could fill a novel with their stories.
Apparel & Accessories
When not in uniform, Honhi wears simple gingham gowns.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Honhi was born and raised in a vagabond wagon. She never knew her father; her mother was a dancer and entertainer with a cycling clientele and at least one beau in every town along their migration.
When the time came for her Becoming, she and her six brothers claimed the head of a giant in the Northrealm that had been a thorn in their caravan's side for generations.
A few years later, she and her brothers resolved to settle down, and began looking for an opportunity to ingratiate themselves in a community. The Doomed Crusade provided just such an opportunity, and the seven of them signed on with Ellayne Warbough.
Afterwards, she married the half-orc tavern owner Senbish Wildbone. He had listened to her as she attempted to drink away the memories of the crusade, and talked her out of her depression.
Sexuality
Honhi is married to Senbish Wildbone, and has several daughters with him. Their wilder nights are noisy and the source of gossip for days afterwards.
Education
Honhi was reared and educated in the normal fashion for a Czhahyl caravaner. She was hardly the brightest student in the wagon train, but she wasn't the dimmest either.
Employment
Honhi is a guard under Ellayne Warbough. She also owns a small apiary outside the town limits where she collects honey for mead, which her husband sells in the The Wildbone Inn.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Honhi was awarded two medals of specific valor by the Margrave. She never talks about it, but she does wear the medals on her dress uniform for special occasions.
Mental Trauma
Senbish Wildbone is her rock, without which she'd slide into a dark depression borne of having watched most of her siblings be killed by Greenskins in the final hours of the Doomed Crusade.
Intellectual Characteristics
Honhi is clever and observant.
Morality & Philosophy
As a nihilist , Honhi takes every day and refuses to rely on any sort of fate or divine will. She also makes sure to enjoy her life as much as humanly possible.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Honhi wants to live and enjoy her life, and has little time for apologies.
Savvies & Ineptitudes
Honhi is a mediocre guard, a great fighter, and a legendary brewer. She'd have it no other way.
Likes & Dislikes
Honhi enjoys the simplicity of a fight, loves her family, and dislikes anything that makes her life more difficult.
Virtues & Personality perks
Hope
Vices & Personality flaws
Gluttony
Hygiene
Honhi bathes daily, but her exposure to the Wildbone Inn's kitchens leaves her perpetually smelling of meats and baked goods.
Social
Family Ties
Wife to Senbish Wildbone, mother of Bivina, Comarine, Haogrega Wildbone, as well as their young sister Weagan.
Religious Views
Honhi is a lapsed Reverent.
Social Aptitude
Honhi is a partier, and can liven up any gathering.
Hobbies & Pets
Despite the fact that she makes more money and spends more time brewing than guarding, her primary job (if asked) is in the guard and brewing is her hobby.
Speech
When bored, she speaks simply and quietly. When excited or angry, she speaks quickly and loudly.
Wealth & Financial state
1d10+2
Alignment
Chaotic Neutral
Current Location
Species
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Deputy
Year of Birth
958 Y
37 Years old
Circumstances of Birth
Honhi was born the middle child in a Czhahyl family with six brothers.
Birthplace
A Czhahyl caravan in the wilderness.
Children
Current Residence
Gender
female
Eyes
Dark blue
Hair
Light brown/dirty blonde
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Tanned
Height
5'11
Weight
178 lbs
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